Vacationing Dan aka Quitter Dan

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Most coaches seem like they dress terrible. A few years back Saban and Kiffin were on an in-home, and looked as if they’d robbed a homeless man on the ride over. I guess it’s just a combination of time and older age that makes them just not care one bit. So I’m not shocked that fellow coaches don’t say anything. TG wears ultra pleated pants, a polo and tassel loafers all day every day and Knox’s mustache looks like he should be sword fighting a pirate. So they’re not the answer. Players probably don’t want to piss him off, and just accept it. But the wife is a legit question. Not only does she have to hang off the arm of this disaster, she’s also facing at least an extra 10-12 inches of pants she has to iron.
 
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When the Gators wear white, is he rocking the belt too ;)
 

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Is this queer eye for the straight guy or what? Look, I’m not saying guys that critique another’s wardrobe will suck one, but I’m fairly certain they’d hold it in their mouth.
 

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Is this queer eye for the straight guy or what? Look, I’m not saying guys that critique another’s wardrobe will suck one, but I’m fairly certain they’d hold it in their mouth.

I obviously struck a nerve, MJM, and I’m sorry. Wasn’t my intention. You’re a valued member of this board and we all love you.
Even with your double pleated pants and off fitting sport coats.
 

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I obviously struck a nerve, MJM, and I’m sorry. Wasn’t my intention. You’re a valued member of this board and we all love you.
Even with your double pleated pants and off fitting sport coats.
Pleats rule.
 

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I obviously struck a nerve, MJM, and I’m sorry. Wasn’t my intention. You’re a valued member of this board and we all love you.
Even with your double pleated pants and off fitting sport coats.

MJM didn't quote anyone when he talked about the gays...yet you replied.

Hit dog will holla
 

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I posted this in the politics forum.....but Kim JY also wears Mullen pants:

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Sofla is an Iggles fan and critics how dudes dress. Now I'm not going pass judgement, but one of his all time movies was "When Harry Met Sally"... take what you will with this information.
 

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MJM didn't quote anyone when he talked about the gays...yet you replied.

Hit dog will holla

Sofla is an Iggles fan and critics how dudes dress. Now I'm not going pass judgement, but one of his all time movies was "When Harry Met Sally"... take what you will with this information.

I’ve explained before my family history of tailors. It’s in my genes.

Look, no one here cares what anyone else here wears(I do suspect Doug has cuffed shorts, but that’s a separate issue). And if anyone of us looked like Mullen in a “once a year” dress up moment, no one would say a word. But we’re talking about someone making 6mil a year, having access to a hundred people who could help, and yet looking like a complete buffoon on a regular basis as dressing up for pictures is an elemental part of the job. That’s the point.
 

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Does he have pylons for legs or does he have giant toilet paper rolls inserted over each leg?

I think the regime stopped getting new movies on tape right around Saturday Night Fever. He has no clue there’s anything beyond polyester bell bottoms.
 

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This photo is almost a spoof of the Biden/Carter that showed up a few days back. Dan’s got a case of the “Dad Bod” going on, with which my old @ss is familiar.
 

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Most coaches seem like they dress terrible. A few years back Saban and Kiffin were on an in-home, and looked as if they’d robbed a homeless man on the ride over. I guess it’s just a combination of time and older age that makes them just not care one bit. So I’m not shocked that fellow coaches don’t say anything. TG wears ultra pleated pants, a polo and tassel loafers all day every day and Knox’s mustache looks like he should be sword fighting a pirate. So they’re not the answer. Players probably don’t want to piss him off, and just accept it. But the wife is a legit question. Not only does she have to hang off the arm of this disaster, she’s also facing at least an extra 10-12 inches of pants she has to iron.
you didn't even mention the worst part of grantham's attire... the fact that he's sockless in those brown tassel loafers. :uhoh:
 

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