- Apr 26, 2016
- 5,594
- 5,978
On a dairy farm stripping fresh cows morning and evening. That was before diversionary pots for automatic milking machines. Loaded hay in between.
Wait, Publix sells wives?
return policy?
As long as you return prior to being married for 10 years it could be worse
Must have been 15 or 16. On my girlfriends living room floor after school we were going at it hot and heavy. Then she reached in my pants and I got my first hand job.
Along those lines, around age 18 I got my first blow job. I was in such a state I called off from work immediately stating I couldn't come in, something came up and I wouldn't be in, no I can't explain I just can't put it in words but I won't be in today.
First job was on the farm when I was old enough to not pee in my pants. I started driving a tractor at about 5 maybe. Had a big flat bed truck Ford F 500 we hauled hay on. No power steering. Had a granny gear and went really slow soni would drive that while older kids threw hay n the back. At the end of the row, one of them would jump in and get it turned around for me.
First job off the farm was at a skating rink handing out dates and djing when the regular dj was off. Made $2 an hour
The only time ever that the free samples will beat the full spread.Wait, Publix sells wives?
return policy?
Glad you clarified...first part of that sentence had me thinking you married two at the same time.Married a couple of girls I worked with there, still with the second one all these years later.
You driving the tractor reminds me of when I broke my arm. The neighbor was in a rush to get the hay up before he went out of town so Seedy was helping. I was pretty useless as a 5 year old but could sit on the tractor steering it straight while they picked up the bales. Good times.
Wait, what?
What's going on here?
CD and Seedy are husband and wife, correct? But somehow CD was hanging out with Seedy when she was 5 and they both had the same neighbor.
Was this in West Virginia or something???
Alex.
We live in KY.
Any more questions?
Three states if you throw in Tenrsea.I ride the Hatfield and McCoy trails every two years or so. Often leave WV and drive over the mountain to KY and eat lunch. Not a lot of difference between the two states in the mountain areas.
We live in KY.
Any more questions?
So you are cousins... and met at the family bbq/singles meet up.
Why go across town, when you can go across the hallway?
And I believe she meant to say “she was as useless as a 5 year old” while her arm was in a cast.