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Gatordiddy

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I put my nose right up next to the screen...but I got nuthin.

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I put my nose right up next to the screen...but I got nuthin.
Ive been to Lejuene too. After a while on a Marine base, it numbs you. You might have lifetime symptoms.
 

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i do. But then you kiss them and make it better..............is it ok that I said that? We say basically everything else here.
 

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I kisss them before after and sometimes during. I never saw a donkey kiss one. Maybe you dont cause as much devestation and have no need to "kiss it and make it better" .......... And never had any complaints........in fact look up the antonym for complaint.
 

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I gotta admit, there's something grotesquely compelling about the portrait of coach lying next to a bar urchin with a bad dye job from Eustis while she flatters him with compliments on the way he "kisses" between her legs. I'm vacillating back-and-forth between a macabre desire to hear more and an almost overwhelming compulsion to cut my dick off with gardening shears.
 

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I kisss them before after and sometimes during. I never saw a donkey kiss one. .
I never try to pick up girls at elementary schools. of course we don't cross paths often.
 

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Corch admitting to kissing cooters "sometimes during" sex means 1 of 2 things. He's either the most flexible fuchser alive or he's into some kinky shyt. Either way hopefully he keeps the rest of the details a mystery.
 

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I gotta admit, there's something grotesquely compelling about the portrait of coach lying next to a bar urchin with a bad dye job from Eustis while she flatters him with compliments on the way he "kisses" between her legs. I'm vacillating back-and-forth between a macabre desire to hear more and an almost overwhelming compulsion to cut my dick off with gardening shears.
Go with plan B.
 

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I gotta admit, there's something grotesquely compelling about the portrait of coach lying next to a bar urchin with a bad dye job from Eustis while she flatters him with compliments on the way he "kisses" between her legs. I'm vacillating back-and-forth between a macabre desire to hear more and an almost overwhelming compulsion to cut my dick off with gardening shears.

I am sitting here bored on a conference call that I am not actively engaged in. A read this and let out a verbal snort :lol:
 
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