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I am sitting here bored on a conference call that I am not actively engaged in. A read this and left out a verbal snort
This. My goodness.
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This. My goodness.
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Honestly, it wasn't the Dorian Gray portrait he just had sex with I found so disturbing - a haggard-beyond-her-years face belying a decades-old three pack a day Albertson's brand cigarette habit. Nor was it the thought of her saggy paunch that may or may not have been caused by a massive cluster of cysts. Nor was it even the cream pie coach alluded to slurping on after he finished in her. What bothered me the most was the thought of this creature trying to create a tender and romantic moment while coughing up phlegm and reaching for a cigarette, and coach responding with "wait til you see how good I am at mowing your lawn!"
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remind me never to fckkk with Pasty and that wordsmithing he has. As for Baits interest it is more of a pause thing and nothing to do with flexibility,............you brought it up.
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Maybe he doesnt subscribe to the Clinton theory that oral sex isnt sex.
I should say the WJC Theory. Im pretty sure Hillary Rodman Clinton didnt agree with Slick Willie.
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I am sitting here bored on a conference call that I am not actively engaged in. A read this and let out a verbal snort
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... maybe she brought it up.?
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Good news for Coot. Excellent.
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There is also a 3rd and much more likely scenario. Coach has never been laid
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I got tickled at this response as well. But who hasn’t heard a fantastic war story and been shocked to the point of taking the gardening shears to the old pee boy (family colloquial term)? I’d hope that if the emotional response supersedes rationale, Pasty would at least save the severed appendage in a Jiff jar full of formaldehyde, for science...or posterity. I heard that the legendary John Holmes had his “Johnson” detached and sold after his demise. Who knows the value it could add to the Pasty estate? I could imagine the reading of the will looking something like the “tallywhacker” scene in the Principal’s office in Porky’s!
Imagine the family recipient...
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God is great and has smiled on the Gators once again!
I guess...but can we still have the wake?
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In the future, I'm sure Pasty's severed penis will command quite a price on the antiquities market.
Napoleon's penis - Wikipedia
Napoleon's penis - Wikipedia
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