Update: Cooter Loves Geoducks, NTTIAWWT

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NOLAGATOR

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God is great and has smiled on the Gators once again!

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I guess...but can we still have the wake?
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AMEN on both...GGG are you a closet New Orleanian?

All these people do is look for a reason to PARTY.
 

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The mad monk who was Czarina Alexandra's lover had his penis preserved for posterity, and there's no Rasputin' how he managed to have so much control over her:

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MidwestChomp

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"Damn, I never realized his junk looks exactly like a geoduck."

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Go, Geoducks go,
Through the mud and the sand, let’s go.
Siphon high, squirt it out,
swivel all about,
let it all hang out.

Go, Geoducks go,
Stretch your necks when the tide is low
Siphon high, squirt it out,
swivel all about,
let it all hang out.
 

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This is on its way to be the most Gatorchatter thread in history.

Sorry Cooter, we're going to need you to relapse. Either that or cough all over Jboss.
 

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Here’s Pasty…
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15" - impressive.

And - Mascot Evergreen State College.
That is one whack job college

From 2017:
"Student protesters briefly occupied the president’s office to press their complaints of racism on campus. In one encounter, the president, George Bridges, was recorded meekly complying with a demand not to use hand gestures when he spoke because they were threatening."

So...
"in before this gets moved to the Political Forum"

You're welcome! :grin:
 

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Student protesters briefly occupied the president’s office to press their complaints of racism on campus. In one encounter, the president, George Bridges, was recorded meekly complying with a demand not to use hand gestures when he spoke because they were threatening."
I got a hand gesture for ‘em...

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AlexDaGator

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15" - impressive.

And - Mascot Evergreen State College.
That is one whack job college

From 2017:
"Student protesters briefly occupied the president’s office to press their complaints of racism on campus. In one encounter, the president, George Bridges, was recorded meekly complying with a demand not to use hand gestures when he spoke because they were threatening."

So...
"in before this gets moved to the Political Forum"

You're welcome! :grin:

Clearly they chose the wrong mollusk for a mascot.

Sounds like the bearded clam better represents them.


Alex.
 

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I gotta admit, there's something grotesquely compelling about the portrait of coach lying next to a bar urchin with a bad dye job from Lulu while she flatters him with compliments on the way he "kisses" between her legs. I'm vacillating back-and-forth between a macabre desire to hear more and an almost overwhelming compulsion to cut my dick off with gardening shears.
Fify
 
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