Update: Cooter Loves Geoducks, NTTIAWWT

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Guy has a heart issue, we create a thread in his honor, and then turn it into some bizarre collection of Asian seafood porn, knowing that it will likely be the first thread he visits when he returns?
he will love it.

It will no doubt spawn some story of what some naughty girl from his childhood did with a farm animal.
 

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Guy has a heart issue, we create a thread in his honor, and then turn it into some bizarre collection of Asian seafood porn, knowing that it will likely be the first thread he visits when he returns?

Did you really expect something different? Imagine what it would have turned in to if he kicked the can. :lol:
 

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Thank you for sharing Pasty, that took real courage. The group is here for you. Who else would like to share an experience with the group? This is the only way we can begin the healing process.

Funny we should be on this subject. I assumed the story at 6:35 was you.

 

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Cooter update... Jethro Tull album cover for reference!

"Thanks Deet, everything still the same slowly getting my appetite back=looked at myself in the mirror awhile ago, could been on the cover of Aqualung-give everyone at GC my best and Happy 4th"

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What did I just see?

Some of you I bet had reactions like the 2 women, but most probably like the dude in the middle.

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Cooter update... Jethro Tull album cover for reference!

"Thanks Deet, everything still the same slowly getting my appetite back=looked at myself in the mirror awhile ago, could been on the cover of Aqualung-give everyone at GC my best and Happy 4th"

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No mention of shellfish? Fuching bullshiiit.
 

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It was difficult hiding my “enthusiasm” as Nurse Goodbody slowly pulled the sheets back and then began applying the slippery cleaning liquid to my legs and then began massaging it in. I glanced quickly at the missus. She was not smiling.
Good Lord I’m sitting here in public laughing like an idiot.
 

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No, Ironlung. Can you give him another bite of sausage? Thanks.

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At first I felt guilty for laughing, but then I came to appreciate that the guy in the iron lung actually slowed from his breakfast long enough to smile for the photo. I can’t decide if that’s more f’d up or GGG’s Aqualung to Iron Lung conversion. Nonetheless, it’s humor I can relate to. I can only hope that Coot is being treated at least as well.
 

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Cooter Update: it's going slow with regressions along the way... here's his update:

Thanks Deet hoping to make my escape tomorrow-rrehab has been regressive

It's been 45 days, then found infection so don't leave be then blood pressure way outtakes whack the nerves in neck then lung congestion-everysetback keeps me off floor-amazing how weak you get

My vitals are good now, buthate the sight of food, came in 45 days ago at 245 now weigh 195

And last but not least, classic Cooter....

Nurses making fun woke up this morning all twisted up in bed spread Eagle and butt nekkid-we were having a staredown
 
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