- Jun 19, 2014
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don't be such a b1tch.
just delete
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- Jun 10, 2014
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Just putting this one up again: no good reason, nothing at all, just felt like putting it on thread again.
fupasayswhat?
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a.) at least she said it was big.
b.) as Egor's Assistant, I'ma cucked-out beta b!tch about to be force vaccinated.
c.) I apologize, good sir, for impugning your manhood.
d.) having said all that, this thread is still a nothing burger.
- Nov 7, 2015
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The rug burn on her knee tells the true story
- Sep 4, 2014
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How on earth did this thread suddenly manage to get worse?
And maybe a better question: why do I keep checking it?
- Jul 16, 2018
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As someone who feels a great gif placement is a bit of an art, may I say that is about perfect.
Seriously well done.
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As someone who feels a great gif placement is a bit of an art, may I say that is about perfect.
Seriously well done.
Thank you, sir. Im just doing my part to make sure this magnificent bastard of a thread stays at the top of the page.
- Jun 11, 2014
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1st semester at UF I got really sick. I was covered in hives and very light headed so I called the only person I knew - some chick I had hooked up with - to take me to the ER. I was barely conscious but she took me to what I assumed was the infirmary on campus. They gave me something and I slept for two days. Sometime during my coma I remember being woke up and instructed to get on my knees on the bed. Then fingers in my ass as I hear a man instructing a women. Apparently she wasn't doing it right and he took over. The gave me a microscope slide to hold under my pee pee. "You use two fingers up the sides then one finger down the middle" he said. And sploosh I left a sample on the slide. They left and I rolled over, curled up into a ball, and weeped myself to sleep. The next day, still woozy, my "friend" drove me home.
I erased the experience from my mind for decades. But to this day I wonder why the SAE lion was in front of the infirmary.
I erased the experience from my mind for decades. But to this day I wonder why the SAE lion was in front of the infirmary.
- Jun 19, 2014
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These aren't up to Alex's standards, but maybe they will keep the thread alive until he decides to post more.
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