FI-RE Mul-len, clap, clap, clap-clap-clap: 2-7 in last 9 P5 games; FSU 3-8

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What kind of Cousin Eddie Trampstamp do you have? something of the shttters full variety? or maybe Dr Sideways?

I don’t have a thing for Mullen. I just don’t make things up constantly.

90% of everything that is being spewed on the boards is false.

What’s not false that we have one of the top offenses in the country. And yes – I understand that it is against two patsies. But how about we get into SEC play to see where we stand.

How can you all honestly hate the program and the coaches every second of every day on every post? How do you won’t even live like that? Just constantly angry about everything?

I’m all for getting rid of crappy coaches. His recruiting is not good. I get it. He ****ed up the way he handled the end of last season. I get it. But he’s also done a lot of really good things. Way better than the two clowns before.
 

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I’m all for getting rid of crappy coaches. His recruiting is not good. I get it. He ****ed up the way he handled the end of last season. I get it. But he’s also done a lot of really good things. Way better than the two clowns before.
The hand-picked coaches and ****ty recruiters are his buddies that have been with him his entire career.

Who should be retained? Who is Bammer trying to steal? Not a damn one of them.

And what good thing did he do? Put 50th ranked offenses on the field until he was absolutely forced to pay the quarterback he did not want to play and was embarrassed by his QB coach calling his playbook stupid. And HE STILL ran the option 45% of the time, killing ober other drive "trying to establish the option" sometimes by substituting EJ at absolutely stupid times.

Ended the season on a triple faceplant, JIST LIKE HE DID IN HIS ONE MEDDIOCRE SEASON AT COWBELL, with a future All-pro QB who Cousin Eddie made into a fifth round draft pick.

WHAT
GOOD
THING
DID
HE
DO?

Nothing that wasnt forced upon him. and now the next staff inherits two running quarterbacks, no wide receiver talent, and some cast off 5 star runningbacks who apparently can't even beat out Davis?

These are all facts. and the same reason that piece of **** was stuck at cowbell for 8 years and ready to jump on the first opportunity he got to leave town, to the dumpster fire that is Tirnerc.

What has he done?
 
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AR's 25 yards per carry is tops in the nation.

2nd place is Auburn's Jaquez Hunter at 15 yards per carry.

AR's total offense average of over 21 yards per play is tops in the nation.

2nd place is BC's qb Phil Jurkovec at 11.7 yards per play.

AR's 17 yards per pass attempt is nice but he doesn't have enough attempts to be ranked.

Coastal Carolina's Grayson McCall officially leads the nation at 11.7 yards per attempt.
 

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AR's 25 yards per carry is tops in the nation.

2nd place is Auburn's Jaquez Hunter at 15 yards per carry.

AR's total offense average of over 21 yards per play is tops in the nation.

2nd place is BC's qb Phil Jurkovec at 11.7 yards per play.

AR's 17 yards per pass attempt is nice but he doesn't have enough attempts to be ranked.

Coastal Carolina's Grayson McCall officially leads the nation at 11.7 yards per attempt.
But he's missing reads god damn it monkey :lol:
 

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So a true freshman, 2 games into a season, that has been on campus all of 6 months and has never seen a snap is a bigger miss than a guy that has been on campus 3 and a half years and has clearly learned nothing.

Bold statement there.
Not bold at all. I watched his "highlight" film and he is worse than EJ.
 

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I don’t have a thing for Mullen. I just don’t make things up constantly.

90% of everything that is being spewed on the boards is false.

What’s not false that we have one of the top offenses in the country. And yes – I understand that it is against two patsies. But how about we get into SEC play to see where we stand.

How can you all honestly hate the program and the coaches every second of every day on every post? How do you won’t even live like that? Just constantly angry about everything?

I’m all for getting rid of crappy coaches. His recruiting is not good. I get it. He ****ed up the way he handled the end of last season. I get it. But he’s also done a lot of really good things. Way better than the two clowns before.

So many on here know so much more than the coaches. Swamp Donkey has never had a football uniform on in his life. But he knows a whole lot more than all these coaches. Just ask him.
He and about five more cause me to not want to read this board much anymore. There is no way they are actual gator fans.
 

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I occasionally wear your wife's moomoo after we are done to smoke a cig on the back porch.
 

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So many on here know so much more than the coaches. Swamp Donkey has never had a football uniform on in his life. But he knows a whole lot more than all these coaches. Just ask him.
He and about five more cause me to not want to read this board much anymore. There is no way they are actual gator fans.
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Any day when I can piss off JMS is a great day.
 

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So many on here know so much more than the coaches. Swamp Donkey has never had a football uniform on in his life. But he knows a whole lot more than all these coaches. Just ask him.
He and about five more cause me to not want to read this board much anymore. There is no way they are actual gator fans.
I know the feeling. It's like his account is a Psy-Op of some enemy.
You can put Donkey on ignore if his antics bother you that much.
It's like he hates us and the Gators. Something doesn't smell right there.
I think he needs Jesus... At the very least.
Love ya, Donk. :boo:
 

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I k Something doesn't smell right there.
I always felt the same way about your mother.

Dan Mullen isn't "US". He is just a 20 million dollar temporary mistake, just like the last two.

Some of "US" tolerate losers much better than the rest of "US".
 

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I always felt the same way about your mother.

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You found my mom! Where's she buried at these days?
Get your head outta your ass, man.
It's Alabama, rama-jama time.
We at least got a punchers chance in this game...
even with our average coach and top 12 roster.
You just got to believe and sell the underdog roll.
Where's your team spirit, Donk?
No drop and give us twenty, twinkle toes.
 
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