Florida State is in shambles: throw INT in end zone after being in winning FG range

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  • UF wins 2020 National Championship

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URGatorBait

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Ho Lee Phuk, was this article written by an FSU grad? I need a translator to decipher what’s being written because it’s so discombobulated; and don’t even get me started on the grammatical errors…but then again, grammar has never been the strong suit of FSU & its’ alum.
And apparently Norvell is the Soccer coach....which might explain why the football team has started off so poorly :dunno:
 

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And apparently Norvell is the Soccer coach....which might explain why the football team has started off so poorly :dunno:

If this is a Brit writing this column, rather than a summa cum laude FSU grad, then it’s proof that those fcvkers across the pond should stick to pontificating about soccer and stay the hell away from football.
 

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Ho Lee Phuk, was this article written by an FSU grad? I need a translator to decipher what’s being written because it’s so discombobulated; and don’t even get me started on the grammatical errors…but then again, grammar has never been the strong suit of FSU & its’ alum.
I remember one time I was getting on the hotel shuttle in my airline captain uniform, wearing my Gator lanyard which holds my ID. The shuttle van driver says to me "Hey, did you go to Florida?"

To which I responded, "Hell yeah!"

He says, "That's cool man, I went to Florida State."

I literally laughed out loud. I kinda felt bad about it afterward. But not really.
 

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I recognize that style of writing. They took an article from somewhere else and then had an off-shore Indian (with a dot) sweat shop rewrite it so that it didn't get flagged for plagiarism.
"Things didn’t get off to the best of begins in his first 12 months, because the Seminoles completed with a 3-6 document within the pandemic-shortened marketing campaign."
Originally that said
"Things didn't get off to the best of starts in his first 12 months because the Seminoles finished with a 3-6 record within the pandemic-shortened season.
 

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Before that clash of the titans, FSU plays Louisville, Syracuse, and UNC. UMass plays Toledo and UConn (and then gets a bye). Honestly, despite how bad they are, UMass seems to have a better shot to not be winless.
For FSU, Syracuse is the only maybe there. They will at very best be 1-5 through that run
 

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I watched Mike Norvell's postgame press conference delivered on Truist Field after FSU's loss to Wake Forest. Norvell looked like a little lost kid. He kept mumbling over and over "we will get it fixed; it's all on me" etc. At times he even sounded and looked like he was about to start crying. It was ironic that he was positioned in front of a lighted sign that said "Great Win!". It was a pathetic performance.

The Seminoles' fans are calling for the immediate firing of Norvell and the hiring of Deion Sanders who is the current head coach at Jackson State in Mississippi. "Coach Prime". What a joke.
 

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I watched Mike Norvell's postgame press conference delivered on Truist Field after FSU's loss to Wake Forest. Norvell looked like a little lost kid. He kept mumbling over and over "we will get it fixed; it's all on me" etc. At times he even sounded and looked like he was about to start crying. It was ironic that he was positioned in front of a lighted sign that said "Great Win!". It was a pathetic performance.

The Seminoles' fans are calling for the immediate firing of Norvell and the hiring of Deion Sanders who is the current head coach at Jackson State in Mississippi. "Coach Prime". What a joke.
That would be awesome!
 

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