Are you REALLY a Gator fan?

Gatordiddy

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The one and only phan :chomp:

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AugustaGator

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Sure. Nalt is a Bammer, DaytonaCane is a Cane, there might be one or two others. I suspect at least one of us is a closet Nole pretending to be a Gator.

That's about it though.

Everybody else around here is a true-blue Gator.

You're making a huge mistake if you confuse criticism of players, coaches, or the administration with not loving the Gators.

Nobody b!tches about Mullen more than Swonk. He loves the Gators. Nobody hates Jeremy Foley more than FireFoley. He loves the Gators too. You think you love the Gators more than Ox? He owns a Gator message board.

Being satisfied with the mediocrity of Zook or Champ or Butters, or the awful play of Treon Harris, or Foley's disgraceful facilities doesn't make you a real Gator or a better Gator than the ones who aren't satisfied and openly criticize that.

I don't care how old you are. You don't love the Gators one iota more than me.

If you want to criticize the criticizers, go ahead. Tell them they're unreasonable. Tell them the coaches need more time and the players need more experience. Those are all perfectly valid arguments.

But don't tell them they aren't real Gators.


Alex.
The good ole days of zook. Muskchump and butters about did me in.
 

Swamp Donkey

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There is another extreme that I picture locked in their mothers basement all alone breaking down plays and blowing a gasket every time a DB doesn’t turn his hips right..
Ive always enjoyed the way your wife turns her hips.
 

Swamp Donkey

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JMSK, JR might be a Gator fan but ole JMSK, SR now THERE was a Gator.

Back in the 1870s.
 

Swamp Donkey

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BTW, figuring out ancient most of you fuchsers are, I bet Ox is sure glad he doesnt have to provide medical and life insurance for you dinosaurs.
 

Frozen Gator

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I've been going to Gator games since I could barely walk. I'm proud to be a graduate and third generation Gator. I'll be a Gator when they send me to that Big Chomping Ground in the sky!
 

stephenPE

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BTW, figuring out ancient most of you fuchsers are, I bet Ox is sure glad he doesnt have to provide medical and life insurance for you dinosaurs.
He is too busy in his game room playing with his Ghost Busters toys..........Medicare now has me in its bosom of small copays and less phone calls to make.....
 

Swamp Donkey

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Then for God sakes get out of the basement and go upstairs.
you know as much as we joke about this, there is an entire generation PERFECTLY happy to live in mom's basement except for the occasional #vanlife excursion when they are just too exhausted by #adulting (aka going to college part time).
 

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