***OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: Gators vs Vols***

URGatorBait

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UT record vs SEC in last 10 years: (stolen from Inbred nation)

BAMA (0-10)
ARK (0-3)
AUB (1-2)
UF (1-9)
UGA (2-8)
UK (7-3)
LSU (0-2)
MISS (1-1)
MISS ST. (1-1)
MIZZ (4-5)
USC (5-5)
A&M (0-2)
VANDY (5-5)
OU (0-2)
Poor Kensucky
 

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My relieable sources tell me that, fed up with pundips condemning his QB handling, that during the "rush-on" the field to start the UT battle, Mullen is planning on doing an AR-style backflip right alongside AR. Get cameras ready.
With his 30 degrees of kyphotic hunchback, that means he's going to have to do a 390 degree rotation which will be quite impressive.
 

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It's time to bring it all around to us flushing UT with our dominating CFB skills plus their total screw-up bad luck in one game. Drive the visitors from their spectator seats via UT's usual voodoo collapse. Go Gators, rest up 'til 7:30 tonight. Time for Rocky Top sloppy jock.
 

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You love yourself some Manning? Your pro-UT comments in this thread are very concerning.
Quite disturbing, really. I snicker at the clown-show schyttfest starring the momo brothers as much as the next idiot. But acknowledging the high-grade buffoonery is not the same thing as actual admiration for the two buffoons who are so lucratively engaged in whatever commercial hustle has happened to come their way - all by virtue of their mutual willingness and ability to look really phukking stupid. I suspect they've had a lot of practice.
 

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Except when he played at UTooth, I really like Peyton. Dude is just funny. People that don't like Peyton now because he played for UTooth are in the same category to me as people who don't like dogs.

He's a nasty, tea bagging Vol. Dogs think so, too.
 

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BVD doesn’t seem to be in good health these days.


I see a bandage on his neck. Did he get his head removed?

Well that was not very nice of me. I just listened to the first part. Renal issues. Thoughts and prayers to you BVD.
 

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There is NOTHING Peyton Manning wouldn't pitch for a few bucks. If they asked him to do a tampon commercial, he would do it. I'm not sure how many yachts you can water ski behind, but Peyton seems to want to find out.
 

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