Hire Tim Tebow as HC

oxrageous · Nov 13, 2021

Bait'n Gator said:
If I know one thing about high school jocks it's this. They love hanging out with goofy 35 year old virgins with a lisp.

Certainly heard a lot of hate about Tebow (more and more from our own fans now), but this is the first time I've ever heard some jackass hater say he has a "lisp". Save the hate for Noles or Dwags.

High school kids know exactly who Tebow is and would likely be awed in his presence - youngsters are infatuated with fame and famous people.

G. Gordon Gator · Nov 13, 2021

NVGator said:
Not gonna lie, those are 3 dang good looking dogs.

Click the link, his dogs have their own Instagram page. With comments supposedly by the dogs themselves, written in doggy baby talk.

I'm sure recruits would think that's cool AF BTW. ;)

Durty South Swamp · Nov 13, 2021

If there's anything certain in life, it's that mullen and jmskr are retards.

G. Gordon Gator · Nov 13, 2021

Durty South Swamp said:
If there's anything certain in life, it's that mullen and jmskr are retards.

Yeah but...Mullen is a famous person! Don't you know that youngsters are infatuated with fame and famous people? If Famous Dan leaves, we should hire DaBaby as our coach. Or Kim Kardashian.

Bait'n Gator · Nov 13, 2021

oxrageous said:
Certainly heard a lot of hate about Tebow (more and more from our own fans now), but this is the first time I've ever heard some jackass hater say he has a "lisp". Save the hate for Noles or Dwags.

High school kids know exactly who Tebow is and would likely be awed in his presence - youngsters are infatuated with fame and famous people.

I apologize, I've seen some of your videos. I know effeminate behavior and speech impediments hits close to home with you.

78 · Nov 13, 2021

We could do far worse. At least TT has a pulse. I’ll take that over the arrogant zombie.

CGgater · Nov 13, 2021

soflagator said:
I like much of that list with WR being the exception. If we’re going dream team here, that belongs to Dwayne Dixon and no one else.

As a side note, just remember how easy is it is to turn on guys like Mullen, McElwain, Grantham, Hev, etc. Much tougher when they’re a former UF great. That’s always been one of my reservations with Bell, who was one of my first Gator memories and favorites. The idea of having to show him the door because he isn’t working is awful to think about.

Agree on all. I was thinking younger generation Gators, but Dixon is hands down the best WR coach. Ever.

BTW, forgot Gillespie is coaching RBs somewhere, too.

TheDouglas78 · Nov 13, 2021

soflagator said:
I like much of that list with WR being the exception. If we’re going dream team here, that belongs to Dwayne Dixon and no one else.

As a side note, just remember how easy is it is to turn on guys like Mullen, McElwain, Grantham, Hev, etc. Much tougher when they’re a former UF great. That’s always been one of my reservations with Bell, who was one of my first Gator memories and favorites. The idea of having to show him the door because he isn’t working is awful to think about.

Dwayne Dixon not just a hell of a coach, but a hell of a guy as well. Would love to bring Dixon back, that's a dude that was truly about the gator standard. If you didn't hit your mark on the right step... he let you know. Both a fantastic teacher but also preached accountability.

soflagator · Nov 13, 2021

TheDouglas78 said:
Dwayne Dixon not just a hell of a coach, but a hell of a guy as well. Would love to bring Dixon back, that's a dude that was truly about the gator standard. If you didn't hit your mark on the right step... he let you know. Both a fantastic teacher but also preached accountability.

He was the only staff adjustment that I didn’t like when Meyer came in. I don’t care what role exactly you want him to take, his résumé of 90 through 04 is as good or better than anyone in history.

TheDouglas78 · Nov 13, 2021

soflagator said:
He was the only staff adjustment that I didn’t like when Meyer came in. I don’t care what role exactly you want him to take, his résumé of 90 through 04 is as good or better than anyone in history.

I got to know him pretty well in the 90s, first through football camps, and second working out at the track. I have a lot of respect for that guy.

TheDouglas78 · Nov 13, 2021

The fact that Tebow made so many excuses for Dan on Game Day this morning makes me say no to him being the Head Coach. Tebow a hell of a guy, but not right if he can see the problem clearly.

NovaGator · Nov 13, 2021

t-gator said:
If he brings in Aaron Hernandez we'd have some killer recruiting classes

Don't think Aaron is available. Last I heard he was "hanging around" some strange looking room!

NovaGator · Nov 13, 2021

oxrageous said:
Certainly heard a lot of hate about Tebow (more and more from our own fans now), but this is the first time I've ever heard some jackass hater say he has a "lisp". Save the hate for Noles or Dwags.

High school kids know exactly who Tebow is and would likely be awed in his presence - youngsters are infatuated with fame and famous people.

The next thing you know they will we talking about how pretty Timmy is in pink.

Gator4Life · Nov 13, 2021

"Slipping" into the afterlife like our "football program"! PLEASE grab hold of atleast Stricklin and Mulligan and drag them along witcha on your way out!

NovaGator said:
Don't think Aaron is available. Last I heard he was "hanging around" some strange looking room!

Swamp Donkey · Nov 13, 2021

78 said:
We could do far worse. At least TT has a pulse. I’ll take that over the arrogant zombie.

itsgr82bag8r · Nov 13, 2021

NVGator said:

Thank you for posting this, I was late to the thread. :lol:

NVGator · Nov 13, 2021

itsgr82bag8r said:
Thank you for posting this, I was late to the thread.

Never. Gets. Old. :lol:

PaterLacerta · Nov 13, 2021

78 said:
We could do far worse. At least TT has a pulse. I’ll take that over the arrogant zombie.

Just north of room temperature is not a very high bar.

Treebeard · Nov 13, 2021

78 said:
We could do far worse. At least TT has a pulse. I’ll take that over the arrogant zombie.

We just might have a prayer...

GatorTruth133 · Nov 13, 2021

TheDouglas78 said:
The fact that Tebow made so many excuses for Dan on Game Day this morning makes me say no to him being the Head Coach. Tebow a hell of a guy, but not right if he can see the problem clearly.

He did the same things last week on SEC Nation and blamed the fans for not being patient. That’s all I’ll say lest I start being mean

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