SOURCE: Mullen safe, staff is not; was mass "flu" a player revolt?

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This is going to come as a shock to some but believe it or not, I do not have nor have I earned a doctorate. Just wanted to get that off my chest.
 

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Anyone who attempts to win an internet argument by claiming two "earned Ph.Ds" in reality has none, lives in his mom's basement, and flogs himself mercilessly while watching gay porn and listening to yannis greatest hits.
Ive got three PHDs in banging Mrs Durty.

ABD.... another bout with my D.
 

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Donkeys wife, mom and sister obviously all have doctorates in locomotive engineering from the way their constantly running the train on me. And I know it's gonna come as a shock but I barely made it out of high school, so no earned double doctorate here either.
 

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Token virgin? You do realize urg posts here don't ya?

Urg isn't a virgin in any sense of the words... him and his six male family members have wild sex with Snow White. I mean a mix of short stubby limbs, veinna sausage fingers, and little mushrooms going everywhere... I mean Urg is a lot of depressing things, but he isn't a 50 year old virgin.
 

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My mom is dead you sick MF!

But that is probably the only way you would ever get any!
Running, you need to have thick skin here.

Don’t show any blood. It drives them crazy.

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Urg isn't a virgin in any sense of the words... him and his six male family members have wild sex with Snow White. I mean a mix of short stubby limbs, veinna sausage fingers, and little mushrooms going everywhere... I mean Urg is a lot of depressing things, but he isn't a 50 year old virgin.
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Well, based on that statement, there is no question, my dick is bigger than yours, much bigger.

PS are there unearned doctorates?

No, the only thing bigger you have is your head which is filled with rocks.

And even the dumbest person in the world knows that there are honorary degrees.

The fact that you do not proves that your brain and your dick are microscopic.

All that empty space in your head means that your brain rattles around like a baby's rattle!

If you do not understand this please ask someone to explain it to you!

Using words less than five letters long.
 

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No, the only thing bigger you have is your head which is filled with rocks.

And even the dumbest person in the world knows that there are honorary degrees.

The fact that you do not proves that your brain and your dick are microscopic.

All that empty space in your head means that your brain rattles around like a baby's rattle!

If you do not understand this please ask someone to explain it to you!

Using words less than five letters long.
I think we may have another potential Sonoma on our hands. This should be fun :grin:
 

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I think we may have another potential Sonoma on our hands. This should be fun :grin:

Are you sure that you know what the word "potential" means?

Or are you just using it because it sounds intelligent?

I am sure that everyone but you has the answer to those questions.

In case you are unsure that answer to the first is no and the answer to the second question is yes.

If you need any more help please let me know.
 

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Are you sure that you know what the word "potential" means?

Or are you just using it because it sounds intelligent?

I am sure that everyone but you has the answer to those questions.

In case you are unsure that answer to the first is no and the answer to the second question is yes.

If you need any more help please let me know.
We definitely have another Sonoma on our hands. No more doubt about it. The pending melt down is going to be glorious and I'm just happy I'll be around to watch it. :grin:
 
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