Head Coaching Candidates Thread; Brian Kelly goes to LSU

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They’re not hiring Napier. They’re not hiring three retards in a row.

Hee Haw, Cousin Eddie, amd Sling Blade?

What’s your gut say, J? You’re a well-informed guy.
 

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So I had to refresh my memory and look up the Sling Blade character's movie name. Given that it was Karl, I will have to follow and refer to him as Sling Blade. Guess we were just fortunate. that Cousin Eddie was the character name. Could not have been more perfect in so many ways.
 

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I guess we (myself included) need to remember it's agent lying season. Angling for raises and leaking things about interest to make others move. Gonna be interesting to see who ends up where this year.
 

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But no one wants "IT". It makes one dumb and is highly contagious.

No Lame Kitten (oh what a perfect nickname for him) for UF. Lame needs to cheat too badly! Just ask his former wife!

A person would have to be a total idiot to cheat on Layla!

And Lame is a total idiot.

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I guess we (myself included) need to remember it's agent lying season. Angling for raises and leaking things about interest to make others move. Gonna be interesting to see who ends up where this year.

Yes we know that, but I think you failed to remember that Strichnine does not know that. Perhaps you forgot a certain extension and raise recently????????
 

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What’s your gut say, J? You’re a well-informed guy.

The two guys we probably have no shot in getting we should empty our pocket books for. Brady and Rhule.

Bob Stoops should be #3. If he wants to come back. Let him fix this damn program and rebuild it. He’ll probably only be here for five or six years. He knows how to choose assistants. He’ll groom one to take over for him.

Kiffin is #4. A no brainer. We would have a passing attack. We would have swagger.

He’s mediocre in recruiting. He will need to bring in somebody like Ogre. And the administration will need to commit to anybody who’s coming in with an elite budget for building support staff.

Only guy outside of that who is elite is Freeze. And I don’t think we will ever hire him because of the risk. But he would be above Kiffin. But he’s never getting hired.
 

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The two guys we probably have no shot in getting we should empty our pocket books for. Brady and Rhule.

Bob Stoops should be #3. If he wants to come back. Let him fix this damn program and rebuild it. He’ll probably only be here for five or six years. He knows how to choose assistants. He’ll groom one to take over for him.

Kiffin is #4. A no brainer. We would have a passing attack. We would have swagger.

He’s mediocre in recruiting. He will need to bring in somebody like Ogre. And the administration will need to commit to anybody who’s coming in with an elite budget for building support staff.

Only guy outside of that who is elite is Freeze. And I don’t think we will ever hire him because of the risk. But he would be above Kiffin. But he’s never getting hired.

Your entire thesis is based on someone or something that has a plan and a process. Neither of those characteristics can be associated with UF athletics.
 

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