HS hoops player sucker-punches opposing player (twice!) in handshake line after game

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I'm stunned at this post and even more stunned it got five likes. Holy crap.

I've never known a single male in my life, either as a child, teenager, or adult, who thinks sucker punches (which is exactly what these were) are anything but a b!tch move. It was the friggin' handshake line.

This was only done this way for one damn reason, and that's because the turd who threw those cowardly punches knew he couldn't beat the guy in a fair fight. Period.
You may need to expand the perimeter of the re-education camp to accommodate more re-trainees.
 

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Am I the only one who thought it was funny T-gator was on here admitting he learned how to fight from his grand mother? :lol:
My grandmother's crazy af. When they finally took her keys away she tried to shank my grandpa with some scissors. This is at the age of 80:lol: she don't play.
 

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My grandmother's crazy af. When they finally took her keys away she tried to shank my grandpa with some scissors. This is at the age of 80:lol: she don't play.

If she could take a punch anywhere near as good as she could take a dick, she was a tough old broad.
 

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PS Pro Tip #5072: use a stall, lock the door, when taking a piss in a public restroom.
We can debate this at a later date, but I’m going to disagree. There’s only two small screws holding that door closed and a good kick will force the door open and probably hit you in the back pretty hard.
 

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This thread is comedy gold!!

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Knock it off, you sound like a pussy. Men don't hit men when they're TOTALLY not expecting it, then follow up with a knockout blow before the guy has time to collect himself to fight back. There's no honor in that.
I disagree with a premise so I'm a pussy? Maybe after 4 qtrs of talking shyt he should have expected it? WE DON'T know the details.
 

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Pussy Ralphie sucker punches farkus


Clearly Farkus had no idea that Ralpie fittin to go to dat azz. That queefer is one ugly biatch
 

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If you hit someone who isn't fighting and hence isn't prepared, that's a sucker punch. Front or behind. Hell, the kid he decked would have shaken his hand, because that's what you do in the handshake line. You can't sit here and tell me he should have reasonably believed he could be knocked out in this situation. Has anyone else ever heard of a fight in the handshake line at any level?

We also don't know the circumstance of what was said or not said during the game. For all we know, the little weasel who threw the punch is one who also started the sh!t talk on the court.
Per this news story, both boys were trading insults during the game.

HS basketball player arrested after allegedly punching opponent in handshake line
 

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Per this news story, both boys were trading insults during the game.

HS basketball player arrested after allegedly punching opponent in handshake line

“He said something during the game that Carter didn't like so at the end, Carter went up and finished it. Which was a little way too beyond if you ask me. He didn't have to go that far,” said Carlisle High School student JayJay Noring via KCCI.

If they find out the tall kid used the wrong pronouns they may end up dropping the charges
 

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...and as he's made clear in this thread, doesn't hesitate to shoot first if the situation calls for it. ;)

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Never could figure what in the world was wrong with Han shooting first. Greedo had a gun pointed at him and admitted he was about to shoot him. Isn't that self defense?
 

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Never could figure what in the world was wrong with Han shooting first. Greedo had a gun pointed at him and admitted he was about to shoot him. Isn't that self defense?
I'm not familiar the law on tatooine. Do they have stand your ground?
 

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Never could figure what in the world was wrong with Han shooting first. Greedo had a gun pointed at him and admitted he was about to shoot him. Isn't that self defense?
Not to hear Binger tell it! I bet the favorite action figure in his collection is Greedo. I'm actually surprised he didn't introduce that scene into evidence, along with the Roadhouse footage.
 

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I can't grasp how anyone thinks this is anything but a cowardly sucker punch. This is no different than attacking an unsuspecting person from behind. In the handshake line, you generally can't see or at least don't have your eyes focused on anyone except the person in front out you. The guy who got punched had zero reaction time. #4 had a huge wind up and never would have hit him as cleanly if they had both been the first two in line walking towards each other. This situation was like the tall dude opening up a door and #4 being on the other side with his fist cocked. You can see #4 was walking tucked in behind the guy in front of him to get the best surprise. Unless he specifically told him that he was going to ruin him when they went to shake hands after the game, he's a skulking coward.

And sure, the tall dude probably said or did something that makes him an a$$hole too, but those were two pretty vicious blows. While it doesn't happen often, people die not that infrequently from getting knocked out (or fainting) and fall from standing. All it takes is a little skull fracture and subdural hematoma.
 
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