Recruiting 2022 Post-ESD Recruiting Thread: 4* DE Jack Pyburn commits

NOLAGATOR said:

You opened yourself to a bunch of wife jokes.

My wife is exactly what I want and need....But I was dumb the first time...she is on her 6th husband (I was 1st)

Which brings me to another point...Who's doing the Grading?

Same thing with recruiting...5* Deva...sometimes just ain't worth it.

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Durty South Swamp said:

ou pay attention to the homely one of the 3 or 4 friends so that the others think you are sweet, sensitive and not superficial

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NVGator said:

What does CB’d mean? Asking for a novice.

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NOLAGATOR said:

Be nice to the 3* and 3+*-...focus on the 4*...Always give the 5* some attention...you have to...but don't kiss arse...this keeps them honest.

Same with women...who wants High Maintenance? You want the 3+ - 4* who want to be there...that 5* will hit the portal as soon as a better deal comes along.

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JCTow said:

CBD, You know the cannabis oil stuff these young fellers use now. Dip their cigarettes in it…or is that something else.

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CGgater said:

I thought CBD was the medicinal stuff and THC was recreational?

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Joegator96 said:

This thread has gone to Pot and Pussy

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Alumni Guy said:

That’s a fast track to the hot chick “friend zone” my friend. Once fatty has an interest in you, her cute friends won’t touch you because she only has so many chances.

the key is to not have standards. Once you give up on standards, they are all hot chicks.

Like Mac and Mullen’s recruiting. Ratings say a 2 star, they see a roster spot filled by someone who will get the job done…..if you have no pride.

My anthem for gettin’ some luv and Mac and Mullen’s ‘crootin anthem.

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Durty South Swamp said:

sorry bro you're wrong again. Girls are evil and sadistic, even close friends. Combine this with some insecurity and it's fish in a barrel for a guy. They are always in some level of competition with each other. Unless you are also the 2* of the guy group, the hot ones will first be intrigued that youre talking to the ugly one, then not long after get jealous, often making the first move if for no other reason to prove to themselves that they still have it and they are better than the friend. Instead of going hogging, maybe one day you should actually try this method with the intent of NOT landing the whale. If you're not already permanently hitched to one already.

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Durty South Swamp said:

sorry bro you're wrong again. Girls are evil and sadistic, even close friends. Combine this with some insecurity and it's fish in a barrel for a guy. They are always in some level of competition with each other. Unless you are also the 2* of the guy group, the hot ones will first be intrigued that youre talking to the ugly one, then not long after get jealous, often making the first move if for no other reason to prove to themselves that they still have it and they are better than the friend. Instead of going hogging, maybe one day you should actually try this method with the intent of NOT landing the whale. If you're not already permanently hitched to one already.

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jdh5484 said:

You guys need to be more serious.

This is a serious thread.

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Joegator96 said:

This thread has gone to Pot and Pussy

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Spurdog98 said:

You ever spent 5 months at sea with nothing but a bunch of swinging dycks?

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Jack o' Diamonds said:

Why yes, yes I have.. Not only at sea, but under. Came back eating only powdered eggs and instant potatoes..
Spec ops on a fast attack submarine...

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B52G8rAC said:

I fail to understand how a vehicle with a top speed of 0.05 Mach can be considered "fast." Just sayin'.

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