Did Jim McElwain Bone a Shark?

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The conspiracy theorist in me notes that the journalist didn't explore--or rule out--the theory that Butters didn't use some of his ill-earned buyout money to find a look-alike and pay him off to own up to the photo.

Also: how is it that he *still* is so awkward doing any television interview?!
 

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The conspiracy theorist in me notes that the journalist didn't explore--or rule out--the theory that Butters didn't use some of his ill-earned buyout money to find a look-alike and pay him off to own up to the photo.

Also: how is it that he *still* is so awkward doing any television interview?!
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My Favorite thing about this is that pretty much everyone at CMU assumed it was him all along. Like, yeah what a guy and his friend and his shark do in the privacy of their own fishing boat..well...it's weird for sure.

As much as I hated Luke DelRio, he just about redeemed himself when he made the comment about initially not thinking that the picture was of McElwain, but that when he saw the way McElwain overreacted to it he started wondering. That was awesome.
 

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The conspiracy theorist in me notes that the journalist didn't explore--or rule out--the theory that Butters didn't use some of his ill-earned buyout money to find a look-alike and pay him off to own up to the photo.!
That's what I thought. Seemed very pro-Mac spin to that presentation. Suspicious. Plus the hair in the photo doesn't seem to match the "confessor."
 

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My Favorite thing about this is that pretty much everyone at CMU assumed it was him all along. Like, yeah what a guy and his friend and his shark do in the privacy of their own fishing boat..well...it's weird for sure.

As much as I hated Luke DelRio, he just about redeemed himself when he made the comment about initially not thinking that the picture was of McElwain, but that when he saw the way McElwain overreacted to it he started wondering. That was awesome.
Was that right before LDR blocked you on Twitter? I think that dude blocked everyone :lol:
 

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“Clapping that shark’s cheeks.” That’s some funny sh!t right there.

Also, “My investigative research meant I hired an investigative researcher.”
 

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Don't care but laughed....
 

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I met the interviewer Caleb at the Florida Pike house during his Barstool college tour a couple years back. We crushed so much puss it was a fun night.
 

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When I started watching it, I was thinking that Mac was going to sue the balls off some people, as we know he had no sense of humor while at UF. Good to see him actually lighten up a little - he's certainly at the kind of place now where he belongs. The pressure is off.
 

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I remember when he was confronted about it, how bizarre his reaction was. If it was me, and I knew that wasn’t me in the picture, I would have laughed my ass off when asked and played around with it - I mean the guy in the pic DOES look a lot like him. The fact that he reacted so seriously was just bizarre, and only fueled the rumor that it was him. What a weird fuchsing dude.
 

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