Did Jim McElwain Bone a Shark?

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Not sure if the shark boning was real, but he certainly boned UF

 

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MatthewM. said:

I met the interviewer Caleb at the Florida Pike house during his Barstool college tour a couple years back. We crushed so much puss it was a fun night.

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Was any of it consensual? They pretty much serve up Ruhifonol as party favors at the Pike house. Doesn't matter what campus or what town, "date rape" and "Pike" are synonymous.

 

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PastyStoole said:

Was any of it consensual? They pretty much serve up Ruhifonol as party favors at the Pike house. Doesn't matter what campus or what town, "date rape" and "Pike" are synonymous.

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PastyStoole said:

Was any of it consensual? They pretty much serve up Ruhifonol as party favors at the Pike house. Doesn't matter what campus or what town, "date rape" and "Pike" are synonymous.

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My son told me that at UF the worst was allegedly SAE. He says the letters stand for "Sexual Assault Expected."

 

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That’s good stuff

I am old enough to remember when BSPN had a sense of humor too

 

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I remember when he was confronted about it, how bizarre his reaction was. If it was me, and I knew that wasn’t me in the picture, I would have laughed my ass off when asked and played around with it - I mean the guy in the pic DOES look a lot like him. The fact that he reacted so seriously was just bizarre, and only fueled the rumor that it was him. What a weird fuchsing dude.

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Maybe his annoyance was due to not being able to stand Edgar Thompson.

 

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Yes.

 

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I forgot how awkward butters is. Damn, can't believe we went down that road.

 

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hes a super awkward dude, even when hes relaxing and having a laugh. dude is a complete creeper.

 

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Death threats were from PETA and other Shark lovers.

 

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As others have already stated, he is still completely nervous and awkward.....just listening to him speak makes me uneasy.

And I don't care what they say, he is still Butters McSharkhumper

 

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That’s hysterical.

And, I note his teeth are white now.

 

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Don't believe the cover up. Butter's banged the shark. He's still so antsy about it, he'd fail a lie detector test.

 

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I've never brought it up before, but that guy looks way more like my best friend in college than it does Butters. And the behavior depicted would not surprise me one bit, especially after a few beers. If it's an old picture, I really believe it could be him or his identical twin when he was 40-ish.

McElwain would never do something like this because however perverse it may be, there is a sense of fun required.

 

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Spurffelbow833 said:

McElwain would never do something like this because however perverse it may be, there is a sense of fun required.

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Fun? Looks like your definition of 'fun' and my definition of 'fun' are not the same... ;)

 

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wrpgator said:

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The year is young, but I nominate this for post of year

 

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Durty South Swamp said:

hes a super awkward dude, even when hes relaxing and having a laugh. dude is a complete creeper.

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He's boning something weird that is for sure.

 

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Gator By Marriage said:

My son told me that at UF the worst was allegedly SAE. He says the letters stand for "Sexual Assault Expected."

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I though it stood for "same azzholes everywhere"

 

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