Wednesday Worsts...Most Painful

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No. Why would I? The name explicitly conveys the notion of pain.

When diving I've rubbed up against it a time or two. Painful like jellyfish stings and causes huge welts. That will teach you to stay off the bottom!
 

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I've never had it happen but heard it was painful.

I hope so too. I would not wish it on anyone. I've only had one and the duration, while seeming like an eternity to me, was not nearly as bad as some others I've heard of.
Just for comparative purposes, the first year of the Biden presidency has felt like 365 consecutive days of getting elbowed in the man berries.
 

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I’ve never had a broken bone, but have tended to several during my coaching days and some were very painful.

Years ago we were riding horses through a cow field miles away from our house. My horse bucked me off and I put out my wrist to break the fall. Broke both bones in my wrist. As I'm laying in the field waiting for my future father-in-law to come pick me up, my future Seedy husband is laughing because my lips were turning purple. (He now knows that purple is bad.) The cows walked up to check me out too. Good times.

I walk into the emergency room with my wrist wrapped in my shirt and told the lady at the desk that I broke my wrist. She asked how I knew that and so I unwrapped it. She immediately scrambled and took me straight back to a room. Had surgery and few pins installed.
 

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So many painful ways to hurt yourself but for the sake of deep and thoughtful discussion, which one of these is the most painful everyday accidental injury?

A) Jellyfish sting
B) Bee/Horsefly/Wasp sting
C) hitting your pinky toe on furniture
D) stepping on legos
E) bite your tongue/cheek/lip
F) Charlie horse/cramp
G) hit your funny bone
H) paper cuts
I) bruised ego
Edit: J) toddler hitting you in the nuts
While I have experienced every single one of those, I can't really say which is more painful every day because I don't do them every day... There isn't an option for that on the poll either so...
 

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Have you ever given birth? :lol:
To be fair I've heard kidney stones are the same or worse.
A few months before my mother passed away she had a kidney stone. She was 77 y/o at the time and after having had 4 boys she said that she would rather have another baby at 77 y/o than have a kidney stone.
Also, childbirth can't be all that bad. I mean, women have 2 and three, and even more babies after experiencing the pain of childbirth the first time. Have you ever known a man to get kicked in the family jewels to later claim that he would like to have another kick in the nuts?
 

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When diving I've rubbed up against it a time or two. Painful like jellyfish stings and causes huge welts. That will teach you to stay off the bottom!

Honestly, I’d forgotten about fire coral. I remember snorkeling as a kid and being warned of it. Pretty sure I never touched it.
 

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Have you ever given birth? :lol:
To be fair I've heard kidney stones are the same or worse.

Had this talk with my wife a few months back when I had to do open wound healing. While the C-Section was not fun it was with pain meds. The open wound healing was having to have dry gauze pulled out of your body daily and the a new piece shoved back in 5 CM deep with just OTC meds while fingers and a large qtip dig around inside you.
 

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Me too. I guess along life involves a little pain now and then. Jelly fish sting was while throwing a castnet. Threw over the creature without recognizing it. Made up the net and put the lead in my mouth. Spent the rest of the day gargling vinegar. Didn't help.
While I have experienced every single one of those, I can't really say which is more painful every day because I don't do them every day... There isn't an option for that on the poll either so...
 

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A) Jellyfish sting - Yeah, those can light your ass up. But usually not for a long time
B) Bee/Horsefly/Wasp sting - These dont bother me too bad. They piss me off more than anything.
C) hitting your pinky toe on furniture - stubbing any toe hurts. Luckily I have never had a serious toe injury.
D) stepping on legos - freaking hurts. But super quick.
E) bite your tongue/cheek/lip - This has to be the worst. Mainly because it swells a little, which just means you will do it repeatedly for the next several days.
F) Charlie horse/cramp - Awful. The worst is my calf and it causes your foot/toes to separate into 5 different directions. And it usually only happens at 3 am. If you get these chronically, a daily supplement of magnesium will resolve the issue.
G) hit your funny bone - The one in my left elbow is connected directly to my brain. If that gets hit, I basically fall to my knees.
H) paper cuts - It's amazing that can slice you like butter.
I) bruised ego - pfft

I would add a knuckle injury. Like working in a tight space on a bolt that wont budge. It either releases suddenly or the wrench comes off.... and you lose the skin on your knuckles. It's taken me many decades to learn to always wear gloves.
 

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A) Jellyfish sting - Yeah, those can light your ass up. But usually not for a long time
B) Bee/Horsefly/Wasp sting - These dont bother me too bad. They piss me off more than anything.
C) hitting your pinky toe on furniture - stubbing any toe hurts. Luckily I have never had a serious toe injury.
D) stepping on legos - freaking hurts. But super quick.
E) bite your tongue/cheek/lip - This has to be the worst. Mainly because it swells a little, which just means you will do it repeatedly for the next several days.
F) Charlie horse/cramp - Awful. The worst is my calf and it causes your foot/toes to separate into 5 different directions. And it usually only happens at 3 am. If you get these chronically, a daily supplement of magnesium will resolve the issue.
G) hit your funny bone - The one in my left elbow is connected directly to my brain. If that gets hit, I basically fall to my knees.
H) paper cuts - It's amazing that can slice you like butter.
I) bruised ego - pfft

I would add a knuckle injury. Like working in a tight space on a bolt that wont budge. It either releases suddenly or the wrench comes off.... and you lose the skin on your knuckles. It's taken me many decades to learn to always wear gloves.

I should add jamming a splinter up the fingernail to the list.
 

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How about severe sunburn on the tops of your feet…when you’ve got to wear socks and shoes the next day?

On one trip to Mex Beach, we had a buddy that was afraid to get burned so he wore jeans and a shirt on the beach for an all day beer drinking. Forgot about his feet, however, and they got scalded. On the convoy back home that evening, you could see his bright red swollen feet hanging out of the passenger’s window. He could hardly walk for about a week, much less work. Blamed it on Busch beer; gave Busch another chance the following weekend.
 

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How about severe sunburn on the tops of your feet…when you’ve got to wear socks and shoes the next day?

On one trip to Mex Beach, we had a buddy that was afraid to get burned so he wore jeans and a shirt on the beach for an all day beer drinking. Forgot about his feet, however, and they got scalded. On the convoy back home that evening, you could see his bright red swollen feet hanging out of the passenger’s window. He could hardly walk for about a week, much less work. Blamed it on Busch beer; gave Busch another chance the following weekend.
I’ve burned my feet and it’s effing miserable.
 

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—Hopper comparing scars with Quint in the original Jaws.



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similar- I fell asleep at Alligator Point with my arms raised, hands behind my head.
serious armpit burns.

by the way, that place was horseshoe crab hell

Lots of man o' wars too. My daughter's 4th grade teacher (in KY) actually moved to Alligator Point a few years ago. We went to visit her. She loves it there. My best friend in middle school had a place on St Teresa and we would take the boat across to visit friends on Alligator Point.
 

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Surprised nobody has mentioned getting soap in your dick hole.
 

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