Auburn in Shambles: Harsin on chopping block

5-Star Finger

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I googled her and looked at her instagram. Shes very attractive.
Two words: Depreciating Asset. No chance I let them fire me for a game of hide the pickle with her. If she's crazy enough to come at me knowing there's already a queen in the castle she's crazy enough to blow up my entire life.

Was a little heavier a few years ago
There's the secret sauce. Confidence issues made this low hanging fruit. Provided you have a good career most of you old perverts on this board could be hooking up with similar if they are damaged. If you're single, go mingle - just don't give her a key to your house. Don't blow up your marriage over it. Girls that want older married men are not the ones you want to trust your kingdom to.

, but was a cheerleader for BSU so shes got the bod and flexibility.
Meh. Cheerleaders are just minor league gymnasts. :naughty:
 

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Two words: Depreciating Asset. No chance I let them fire me for a game of hide the pickle with her. If she's crazy enough to come at me knowing there's already a queen in the castle she's crazy enough to blow up my entire life.


There's the secret sauce. Confidence issues made this low hanging fruit. Provided you have a good career most of you old perverts on this board could be hooking up with similar if they are damaged. If you're single, go mingle - just don't give her a key to your house. Don't blow up your marriage over it. Girls that want older married men are not the ones you want to trust your kingdom to.

Meh. Cheerleaders are just minor league gymnasts. :naughty:
Jesus, mary, and joseph finger, all any of us are interested in is ogling her over a few internet photos. No ones blowing up their marriage over it. Relax :lol:
 

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I googled her and looked at her instagram. Shes very attractive. Was a little heavier a few years ago, but was a cheerleader for BSU so shes got the bod and flexibility. That auburn photo is one of her best out there so probably touched up, but shes got it going on regardless.

The fact that hes been hemorrhaging key staffers the last couple weeks, then rolls snake eyes on NSD, then this tells me that Alex is correct. This was in the works, planned, coordinated, and like rats on a sinking ship, folks are looking for off ramps wherever they can find them.

In summary, he gone...
As we used to say in a former assignment of mine, “if we bait the trap with whiskey or puzzy, we’ll catch them every time.”
 

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Jesus, mary, and joseph finger, all any of us are interested in is ogling her over a few internet photos. No ones blowing up their marriage over it. Relax :lol:

I'm just floored so many <checks notes> "distinguished gentlemen" here seem to think she's Unobtainium or something. That 35-55ish window for dudes is like fishing with dynamite. If you're in that window and single and are not dropping charges in that pond you're doing it wrong. A lawyer buddy of mine looks like a damn gargoyle decided to smash with Quasimodo; to say nothing about the fact he is under six feet and a little stocky. Sure he's funny and a good guy and all, but even in his prime would not have stopped traffic. He's never not dating either a coed or recent grad. Girls that never would have given him the time of day when he was in his twenties give him a lot more now.
 

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Dan Mullen on line 1...
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I've always said, if I am going to cheat on my wife, the other woman has to be:

1. Famous. I will be divorced with 1/2 my crap so I am going to need to write a book about my experience.
2. HOT! - I want the other woman to be so hot that my wife looks at her and says, you had to take your shot at that.
 

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I've always said, if I am going to cheat on my wife, the other woman has to be:

1. Famous. I will be divorced with 1/2 my crap so I am going to need to write a book about my experience.
2. HOT! - I want the other woman to be so hot that my wife looks at her and says, you had to take your shot at that.
Name names....ready go
 

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Thanks. Hope it's not true. I have never met him, but admired his career. Came to my University to play baseball, walked on for football, starred as a college QB, had a brief pro career, and rose rapidly as a coach.
 

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