Gator Basketball Keyontae Johnson accused of sexual assault

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After all the false female accusations toward our football player over the past few years, I’ll wait for the facts to come out in a few weeks
 

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Naw it was a heart thing. I’ve got glaucoma and if I could convince my optometrist to subscribe me lil blue pills I’d make a killing on the black market
It was originally developed for heart related chest pain and was discovered to be an effective blood thinner. The side effects of course became the most profitable use.

For several weeks before he died, my dad was in a coma and by his request, after all options had been exhausted, he was unplugged from all but the feeding tube and pain killers and some other medication. As we knew he wouldn’t last the night, his children were all gathered around him to be there for the end. When the attending nurse mentioned one of the drugs he was on was viagra, my sisters started to freak out until I told them it was also a very effective blood thinner. A few jokes popped in my head at that moment, but they all seemed wildly inappropriate.
 

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It was originally developed for heart related chest pain and was discovered to be an effective blood thinner. The side effects of course became the most profitable use.

For several weeks before he died, my dad was in a coma and by his request, after all options had been exhausted, he was unplugged from all but the feeding tube and pain killers and some other medication. As we knew he wouldn’t last the night, his children were all gathered around him to be there for the end. When the attending nurse mentioned one of the drugs he was on was viagra, my sisters started to freak out until I told them it was also a very effective blood thinner. A few jokes popped in my head at that moment, but they all seemed wildly inappropriate.

Did you at least order a Hooker?
 

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Had a small MinPin dog that had congestive heart deterioration. Vet prescribed liquid viagra. One local pharmacy had to compound it for the Pin's small size. The drug, per the vet, would allow her to outlive death estimates. She outlived the vet. Yes, it was expensive. I still miss that dog.
 

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Had a small MinPin dog that had congestive heart deterioration. Vet prescribed liquid viagra. One local pharmacy had to compound it for the Pin's small size. The drug, per the vet, would allow her to outlive death estimates. She outlived the vet. Yes, it was expensive. I still miss that dog.

God bless our furry friends
 

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It was originally developed for heart related chest pain and was discovered to be an effective blood thinner. The side effects of course became the most profitable use.

For several weeks before he died, my dad was in a coma and by his request, after all options had been exhausted, he was unplugged from all but the feeding tube and pain killers and some other medication. As we knew he wouldn’t last the night, his children were all gathered around him to be there for the end. When the attending nurse mentioned one of the drugs he was on was viagra, my sisters started to freak out until I told them it was also a very effective blood thinner. A few jokes popped in my head at that moment, but they all seemed wildly inappropriate.
It’s not a blood thinner, it’s a vasodilator.
 

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It’s not a blood thinner, it’s a vasodilator.
Thank you! Having zero medical training, I had no idea what a vasodilator is and had to look it up. So if I understand correctly, Viagra does not thin one’s blood, rather it dilates the vessels and lowers the pressure on the heart?

Once again, GCMB has improved my general knowledge!
 

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First off, I'll start off by saying I know nothing. Nada, zip, zero. However, I did see an article yesterday with the headline that he's now accused of sexual battery. That's a step or two above assault I believe. Not good. Hope it's all a lie.
 

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My job once again is to ask the dumb questions, so here I go.

How does a heavily inebriated and incoherent person have any recollection of sex let alone a sharp one?
 

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Defense attorney will immediately go for entrapment on the phone call. Might not work but that's the first thing I would go for. But it sounds like he's guilty, particularly if he'd been asking for more and she refused.
 

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Do you have any idea of the kind of strenuous physical effort required to forcibly sodomize a woman? Despite what we tell ourselves, most women don't want it, and are willing to put up a hell of a fight *prior* to actual penetration. Then once you're in, the ride is akin to a bucking bronco. You're already physically worn down from the fight prior, now you're hanging on for dear life.

No, Keyontae Johnson is no longer a Gator to me. He let his teammates down by pretending to have a heart condition so he could collect disability insurance. He's shown now that he has the physical conditioning required to be a successful rapist. The real injustice here is that his teammates counted on him to be there on the court, perhaps taking us deep into the tourney, but he simply let them down.
OK, I understand the funny ratings, I understand the 'WTF' rating, I understand the 'facepalm' rating, I even understand the 'Ban' rating. But what kind of fkkn psychopath gives this post a 'like?'

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OK, I understand the funny ratings, I understand the 'WTF' rating, I understand the 'facepalm' rating, I even understand the 'Ban' rating. But what kind of fkkn psychopath gives this post a 'like?'

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@fischerwood , that’s who. :jog:
 

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Thank you! Having zero medical training, I had no idea what a vasodilator is and had to look it up. So if I understand correctly, Viagra does not thin one’s blood, rather it dilates the vessels and lowers the pressure on the heart?

Once again, GCMB has improved my general knowledge!
Yep, you got it. The physiology of boners is basically more blood pumps in than flows out. Sexual stimuli like seeing a hot babe, or for some apparently signing a 5 star recruit, causes dilation of the afferent vessels and constriction of the efferent vessels leading to boi-oi-oing. Injury to the peripheral nerves which are part of the autonomic nervous system that controls the constriction and hence the pooling of blood in the corpus cavernosum (boner tubes) from conditions such as diabetes or hypertension, or even just normal aging can lead to the medical condition known as limpdick.
 

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Listen, I've gone so long without sex I've become a shagnostic.
By now a chastity belt for me would be a phallic thimble.
 

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It was originally developed for heart related chest pain and was discovered to be an effective blood thinner. The side effects of course became the most profitable use.

And like other drugs developed by Pfizer, the mRNA "vax" will become the home kit that Dr. Kavorkian only dreamed of creating.
 

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