UF beats out Houston Baptist to land High School backup QB

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Gatorbreath;n252599 said:

perpetually frustrated 'Mrs. Ox' is lying in bed laughing again for an entirely different reason

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And all the while, a perpetually frustrated 'Mrs. Ox' is lying in bed laughing again for an entirely different reason....

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Gatorbreath;n252599 said:

And all the while, a perpetually frustrated 'Mrs. Ox' is lying in bed laughing again for an entirely different reason....

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LOL. I almost stated something similar when I first read his comment... but I didn't want to poke the bear.........apparently, neither does Ox.

 

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I lost my genitals in 'Nam.

 

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You poor bastard.

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I lost my genitals when I bought a Miata.

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Fixed for accuracy.

 

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I lost my genitals in 'Nam.

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Braver than losing them in an unfortunate smelting accident, I suppose....

 

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I lost my genitals in 'Nam.

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You claiming to be a 'Nam vet?

 

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I lost my genitals when I bought a Miata.

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Fixed for accuracy.

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You claiming to be a 'Nam vet?

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Are you claiming I'm not?

 

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oxrageous;n252650 said:

Are you claiming I'm not?

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Didn't you graduate from High School in the 90's, so you would be a little young?

 

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You claiming to be a 'Nam vet?

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Ox went to Nam about 10 years ago, did the pokey-pokey with the wrong girl, and ended up with a nasty STD that shriveled his balls to raisins.

 

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Ox went to Nam about 10 years ago, did the pokey-pokey with the wrong girl, and ended up with a nasty STD that shriveled his balls to raisins.

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I lost my genitals in 'Nam.

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Tuck those nuts in, son, you're gonna get 'em caught in a tripwire.

 

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And all the while, a perpetually frustrated 'Mrs. Ox' is lying in bed laughing again for an entirely different reason....

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:D

 

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oxrageous;n252618 said:

I lost my genitals in 'Nam.

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Oxen are generally castrated.

 

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I think we're working on the statute.

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fify

 

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Love the direction this one is taking...so does Kyle, Thank God.

 

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TheDouglas78;252651 said:

Didn't you graduate from High School in the 90's, so you would be a little young?

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We still offered a back up 2 star QB. Let's not lose focus people.