Thus Spoke Alvin

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I've been watching. Yes, I have. Shockingly the Gators have started out like a house of fire. With their new coach at the helm Florida has knocked down and lucked their way into a undefeated season. According to Consumer Reports Jort sales in the state of Florida were at an all time high. The Gator fans and players had rediscovered their their walk and talk swagger. The world took notice. Then came LSU. Now the Cosmos has been reordered. Florida is back to being the Gator team we all knew they would become AFTER TEBOW.

Now if only them DAWGS came bite you in the ass tomorrow and make Alvin show the world a wider smile.

PS
Tennessee in the last two games have proved to the rest of the SEC you better stand up and take notice because these here Vols are a bonafide world shaker.
 

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May Allah bless you tomorrow with this gentle canine.....



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Alvin York;n304533 said:
PS
Tennessee in the last four games are 1 and 3. SEC you better stand up and take notice because these here Vols are a bonafide world shaker.
Fixed it for you Alvin
 

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You are 1-3 in the conference and you come to talk smack? Pathetic.
 

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Sad troll is sad that his Vols can't win a big game.
 

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SGG;n304552 said:
Sad troll is sad that his Vols can't win a big game.
Is that so? Exactly when was the last time the Florida Gators won a "BIG GAME'?
Huh?
 

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Alvin York;n304555 said:
Is that so? Exactly when was the last time the Florida Gators won a "BIG GAME'?
Huh?

I can think of 11 times in a row they won the big game. How about you? When is the last time 11essee was relevant?
 

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Jabberdave;n304557 said:
#3 Ole Miss was pretty big.


Ole Miss? Isn't that the team Memphis and Lynch nuked? Even Memphis would smoke the Gators.
 

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Alvin York;n304555 said:
Is that so? Exactly when was the last time the Florida Gators won a "BIG GAME'?
Huh?

And according to vol fans... Sept 26
 

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Alvin York;n304555 said:
Is that so? Exactly when was the last time the Florida Gators won a "BIG GAME'?
Huh?

Well we beat Tenne.........oh wait never mind that wasn't a big game, beating the Vols is like beating New Mexico State.
 

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Alvin York;n304560 said:
Ole Miss? Isn't that the team Memphis and Lynch nuked? Even Memphis would smoke the Gators.

Memphis is a good team and currently ranked 16th.

Would you care to try again?

Edit to add: Ole Miss is still ranked as well. 18th or 19th.
 

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Alvin York;n304555 said:
Is that so? Exactly when was the last time the Florida Gators won a "BIG GAME'?
Huh?


Beating number 3 Ole Miss at home was a pretty big one.

Ole Miss did what UT couldn't do, go in to Tuscaloosa and beat Bama.
 

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Alvin York;n304560 said:
Ole Miss? Isn't that the team Memphis and Lynch nuked? Even Memphis would smoke the Gators.


It's ironic you're using Raylan Givens as your avatar, considering Kentucky is going to shoot down UT's bowl hopes.
 

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SGG;n304566 said:
It's ironic you're using Raylan Givens as your avatar, considering Kentucky is going to shoot down UT's bowl hopes.

Doesn't Raylan wear a Gator shirt in one of the early episodes?
 

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