- Jun 12, 2014
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Dating can be tough. My best friend is a lifelong bachelor. He has a million dating stories. This weekend, he was on Tinder and so he started texting this one girl. She’s 30, and incredibly beautiful in her picture. After 5 nice texts over roughly 2 hours, all hell breaks loose. This woman went from zero to a million on the bat sh!t crazy scale faster than any woman he’s ever met. You cant make this up, but I actually have all the screenshots. You’ll love this, and it all happened over about 30 minutes:
6th text: I cant stop crying.
My Friend: Want to share what’s going on?
7. The guy who stopped talking to me this weekend.
8. I am really hurt.
9. Everything was going great. And then he cancels our date on Saturday and just stopped talking to me.
10. I deserve so much better.
11. I am so sick of guys.
12. When they just stop talking to me, it makes me wonder, “what did I do wrong?”
13. It just messes with your head
14. I cant stop crying
15. Crying emoji
16. My feelings are really hurt
17. I deserve a nice guy.
My friend: That’s pretty low of him
18. I’m ready to be in love so badly
19. I’m 30 and have never had a man tell me he loves me.
20. I’m sorry. I’m probably scaring you away.
21. I don’t care anymore
22. It’s how I feel.
23. And I’m tired of not being honest
My friend: Well, it would be much better for him to say I love you and not mean it, right?
24. Yes, but you’ve had a girl love you
25. You don’t understand
26. At all
27. I’m 30
28. I’m a loser
29. Never once has a man said, “Kelli, I love you”
30. Not once to me
31. And I’m beautiful
(finally seeing his text from 3 minutes ago)
32. Low? That’s it?
33. I’d say it’s much more than that
34. It’s a reflection of his character
35. Owell, he wasn’t the cute anyway
My friend: Yes, a$$hole or douche would more appropriate
36. I just go from guy to guy. It’s hard to meet a good one.
37. Who doesn’t have a bunch of bastard children running around
38. Here’s a thought, maybe men should stop being a$$holes
39. It’s so hurtful
40. You have no idea how badly I just want someone to love me
41. In a romantic way
42. I want it so bad
43. And I’ve never ever had it
My friend: Yeah maybe I had her say I love you, but only to have her turn around and hurt me after. I tell you, it’s worse that way
44. Whatever
45. You’re making this all about you
my favorite line
My friend, now thinking this woman is seriously on the edge: I’m trying to tell you it’s ok. That you are ok.
46. I feel helpless
47. All I want is to be a wife and mom
48. and you’re right, I don’t deserve this
49. I’m stunningly beautiful, smart, and have it together
50. Men need to get over themselves
51. And someone just asked me today, “are you going to have a baby on your own since you’re older?”
52. I told them **** off
53. Anyway, have any single friends you can set me up with?
(my wife’s favorite line)
54. I cry every single day
55. Because all I want is a boyfriend to share my life with
56. It’s all I want
57. All my friends are married and pregnant
58. I cant even get past date #2
59. Do you have any friends?
60. Or be a jerk and don’t respond
My friend: I’m driving right now, so it’s hard to respond. And I didn’t think you were seriously asking about my friends
My friend: And I’ve been nothing but nice to you, doesn’t give you the right to go off on me
61. ok
62. I was being serious
63. If you were interested, you would have asked me for my number already. Made plans to take me on a date
64. I told you, I’m done with games
65. However, I do apologize for being rude
My hand is tired from typing, it goes on a little further. He gets on a plane and lands with several more pages of her apologizing.
He writes his final text, “don’t be too hard on yourself, most guys are jerks, I don’t have any friends to send your way, and I pray for your blackened soul” And blocks her number
6th text: I cant stop crying.
My Friend: Want to share what’s going on?
7. The guy who stopped talking to me this weekend.
8. I am really hurt.
9. Everything was going great. And then he cancels our date on Saturday and just stopped talking to me.
10. I deserve so much better.
11. I am so sick of guys.
12. When they just stop talking to me, it makes me wonder, “what did I do wrong?”
13. It just messes with your head
14. I cant stop crying
15. Crying emoji
16. My feelings are really hurt
17. I deserve a nice guy.
My friend: That’s pretty low of him
18. I’m ready to be in love so badly
19. I’m 30 and have never had a man tell me he loves me.
20. I’m sorry. I’m probably scaring you away.
21. I don’t care anymore
22. It’s how I feel.
23. And I’m tired of not being honest
My friend: Well, it would be much better for him to say I love you and not mean it, right?
24. Yes, but you’ve had a girl love you
25. You don’t understand
26. At all
27. I’m 30
28. I’m a loser
29. Never once has a man said, “Kelli, I love you”
30. Not once to me
31. And I’m beautiful
(finally seeing his text from 3 minutes ago)
32. Low? That’s it?
33. I’d say it’s much more than that
34. It’s a reflection of his character
35. Owell, he wasn’t the cute anyway
My friend: Yes, a$$hole or douche would more appropriate
36. I just go from guy to guy. It’s hard to meet a good one.
37. Who doesn’t have a bunch of bastard children running around
38. Here’s a thought, maybe men should stop being a$$holes
39. It’s so hurtful
40. You have no idea how badly I just want someone to love me
41. In a romantic way
42. I want it so bad
43. And I’ve never ever had it
My friend: Yeah maybe I had her say I love you, but only to have her turn around and hurt me after. I tell you, it’s worse that way
44. Whatever
45. You’re making this all about you
my favorite lineMy friend, now thinking this woman is seriously on the edge: I’m trying to tell you it’s ok. That you are ok.
46. I feel helpless
47. All I want is to be a wife and mom
48. and you’re right, I don’t deserve this
49. I’m stunningly beautiful, smart, and have it together
50. Men need to get over themselves
51. And someone just asked me today, “are you going to have a baby on your own since you’re older?”
52. I told them **** off
53. Anyway, have any single friends you can set me up with?
(my wife’s favorite line)
54. I cry every single day
55. Because all I want is a boyfriend to share my life with
56. It’s all I want
57. All my friends are married and pregnant
58. I cant even get past date #2
59. Do you have any friends?
60. Or be a jerk and don’t respond
My friend: I’m driving right now, so it’s hard to respond. And I didn’t think you were seriously asking about my friends
My friend: And I’ve been nothing but nice to you, doesn’t give you the right to go off on me
61. ok
62. I was being serious
63. If you were interested, you would have asked me for my number already. Made plans to take me on a date
64. I told you, I’m done with games
65. However, I do apologize for being rude
My hand is tired from typing, it goes on a little further. He gets on a plane and lands with several more pages of her apologizing.
He writes his final text, “don’t be too hard on yourself, most guys are jerks, I don’t have any friends to send your way, and I pray for your blackened soul” And blocks her number
I have a trillion-million of them.
