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Gatorchatter Armageddon: Who Survives?
- Thread starter Ray Finkle
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I've had the USP Compact, P2000, and P2000sk in the past. Not bad, but I'm far from a fanboi. Never liked that awkward up and down mag release that requires me to move my grip to reload.
I'm aware of certain large agencies deadlining MP5s and UMPs because of lack of parts availability. That's just unacceptable IMO.
I'm aware of certain large agencies deadlining MP5s and UMPs because of lack of parts availability. That's just unacceptable IMO.
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Guns are great but since you mofo's are surrounded by water shouldn't you bring a guy who's pretty good at this, a former Executive Chef and a head that will double as an anchor....How could you possibly lose?
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- Jun 12, 2014
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Same thing I was wondering...
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Is the midget a female?
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I'd want a female midget with a flat head....that way you always have a place to put your drink and sammich....
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Well this thread was a real kick in the balls.
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We all assumed you were already
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Assumed or hoped?We all assumed you were already
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- Jun 19, 2014
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So I went over to Wobble's house, walked through the foyer, around the formal dining room, and into the kitchen.
I located the refrigerator. Nice one too. Stainless with the fancy French doors and the water and ice dispenser in the door.
Opened both doors up real wide. There, on the third shelf from the top, on the far left, behind the pickle jar and the olives nobody ever eats, there it was. A small mason jar, like the kind your grandma made homemade jam in. I pulled the little jar out and drop kicked as hard as I could.
It smashed into the ceiling over the breakfast nook and shattered into a million little shards of glass...2 small, wet orbs in the middle of the mess.
And that is how I kicked Wobble in the balls.
What? You guys know that is where Wobble's wife keeps them, right?
Welcome back, Wobble!
Alex.
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I'm baffled I've yet to be selected. Thought I was a board favorite, but apparently not.
Uh... you were dude, you're on my list (or potentially the menu)
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I don't know if that counts hahah
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The Octo-Wob is coming... maybe this list is more a reality now?
