- Jul 20, 2014
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I hate my mofo dog. Her name is Penny. I have (had) two cats name Sheldon and Leonard. We got the cats from somewhere but I cannot remember where. My wife is a dog woman. Specifically, a Chihuahua woman. (btw) i have had a few drinks) Well, Lupa, our sweet Chihuahua died awhile back and she ran to the neighbor and got a puppy that had a mother that was a Chiuahua. BUT the father was a godammmm Jack Russell. So after getting that ****ttin and pizzzing little dog finally older h e killed one of my cats, named Sheldon today. He didnt really kill her but he is the reason she is dead. She is always chasing both cats and when they get tired they slapp the sh#t out of her. She chases and plays with them and its all good. Today I was putting up lights and other Christmas stuff from 10 till almost 6. Around 2 the dog charged the cat. The dog was inside the fence and the cat was outside the fence. The dog is Penny and the cat is Sheldon. SO the cat runs under my truck in the parking lane. But he keeps running and into the street. A woman was driving by about 40 mph and hit him as he ran into her lane. He ran over to my car and died. She stopped and I assured her it was not her fault. She was not at fault. Turns out she is a cat person with LOTS of cats at home. I told her over and over it was oK. So I hurridly buried Sheldon and later told the wife and daughter, My son and I both saw the hit and death. He was ok as he aint happy with that stupid dog either. Btw if a coyote jumps my fence one morning and makes breakfast out of my jack russell I will not mourn for long....................
