Foley's larger failure: Facilities or Butters?

BMF

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Donkey came out of the closet with his photo but BMF still won't come out of the closet. With those teeth it all makes sense. How is Harbaugh treating you Donkey? Claribelle getting alot of reps? This time don't bring up BMF's death threats.



My name is Jason H. Byrd. I work for the University of Florida. Google me. Please send porn and spam to my work email. Please apply for credit cards in my name. I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer. I registered on an internet message board using my real name. Looking forward to getting your emails!!

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Come on, dude.

Guys, please, go back and x out the full name. If you quoted it, do it too. Point was made... and hilariously so.
 
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Can we just get the hell back on topic?
 

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My name is Jason H. Byrd. I work for the University of Florida. Google me. Please send porn and spam to my work email. Please apply for credit cards in my name. I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer. I registered on an internet message board using my real name. Looking forward to getting your emails!!

Sincerely,

Jason H. Byrd
There's only a few members on this board that I don't mess with.....BMF is at the top of that list.....:lol2:
 

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Then he has no reason to be afraid of coming out of the closet.

I already did:

My name is Jason H. Byrd. I work for the University of Florida. Google me. Please send porn and spam to my work email. Please apply for credit cards in my name. I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer. I registered on an internet message board using my real name. Looking forward to getting your emails!!

Sincerely,

Jason H. Byrd
 

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Then he has no reason to be afraid of coming out of the closet.
Well the Monkey's certainly off my back...:lol2:
Congratulations on breaking my nearly 4 year old record for pissing off the most members in the shortest amount of time on this board....Just my .02 though so take it for what it's worth,....Get off the personal attacks and you may actually come to appreciate this board for what it is....The best Gator football message board out there bar none.
It only took a hardheaded MFer like me a few weeks to figure this out......and some of my "most hated" members from my earlier days are actually some of my favorite posters....Again just my .02 cents.
 

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J-byrd has a unique style. He'll be okay. In the meantime, we have a pathologist on board for all our cadaver questions.
 

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J-byrd has a unique style. He'll be okay. In the meantime, we have a pathologist on board for all our cadaver questions.
Its a good thing. I think we ran off our proctologist.
 

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Its a good thing. I think we ran off our proctologist.
You ever bump into a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you ever heard. See, no one wants to admit that they stuck something up there - it's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends the same way: "It was a million to one shot, doc. Million to one."
 

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You know, they say 450 is the limit. Once a thread hits 450 posts it's almost inevitable the discussion moves on to proctologists.
 

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You ever bump into a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you ever heard. See, no one wants to admit that they stuck something up there - it's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends the same way: "It was a million to one shot, doc. Million to one."
You get those stories in the ER too. It usually goes something like "I just got out of the shower and was walking around naked. I slipped in the kitchen, fell on this 2 liter and it went straight up my ass. Terrible luck."
 

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You get those stories in the ER too. It usually goes something like "I just got out of the shower and was walking around naked. I slipped in the kitchen, fell on this 2 liter and it went straight up my ass. Terrible luck."
What about the gerbils?
 

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See, no one wants to admit that they stuck something up there - it's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends the same way:
I'm not too sure about all that....... but from the stench I've been emitting for the last hour or so I could swear something crawled up my a$$ and died.....
 

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I'm not too sure about all that....... but from the stench I've been emitting for the last hour or so I could swear something crawled up my a$$ and died.....
While I was napping..


And no one told me those damn things have teeth, or I would have gotten another pet.
 

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Well the Monkey's certainly off my back...:lol2:
Congratulations on breaking my nearly 4 year old record for pissing off the most members in the shortest amount of time on this board....Just my .02 though so take it for what it's worth,....Get off the personal attacks and you may actually come to appreciate this board for what it is....The best Gator football message board out there bar none.
It only took a hardheaded MFer like me a few weeks to figure this out......and some of my "most hated" members from my earlier days are actually some of my favorite posters....Again just my .02 cents.
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