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It's humbling to realize I am responsible for this embarrassment.
 

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Is 78 on Ambien?
Don't ever get old. How I mistook the GCMB gator head for the other one is beyond me. Once you're in, they look the same. I'm sitting on the other board looking for my thread, not finding it and wondering where it went. It was a genuine "senior" moment.
 

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There are other forums out there?
Regretfully, yes. The one I'm referring to has been variously referred to as marginal or a never ending stream of consciousness.
 

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https://nypost.com/2018/05/29/man-has-six-inch-shower-head-removed-from-his-rectum/
Man has 6-inch shower head removed from his rectum



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BMJ Case Reports

A man had a 6-inch hand-held shower head removed from his rectum after he “accidentally slipped” in the bathroom.

The 26-year-old, from India, had to detach the PVC pipe connecting the shower head to the wall to get to the hospital.

Upon admission to Ram Manohar Lohia Hospital and Post Graduate Institute of Medical Education and Research in New Delhi, the man denied that he put the shower head there himself.

His vitals were stable and there was no evidence of blood in his rectum, according to the BMJ case report.

Scans revealed the shower head was 6 inches deep into the man’s pelvis but had not caused any internal damage.

The man was put under general anesthesia while doctors removed the object.

No serious damage had been caused and the man was allowed home 48 hours later.

The report notes how the correct size, material and number of objects needs to be determined before treatment can proceed.

And it suggests some patients need psychiatric consultation.

“A proper history and examination is mandatory to look for signs and symptoms of perforation and infection, such as fever, severe abdominal pain and bleeding,” Dr. Peeyush Kumar wrote in the case report.

“History is often ambiguous and incomplete due to a high level of embarrassment and social stigma attached to the condition. The same was seen in our case. Though the patient reported accidental insertion of the shower head and denied voluntary insertion, there is a high suspicion of voluntary insertion for auto-erotic purpose.”

It is not the first time a foreign object has had to be removed from a rectum. In fact, it’s surprisingly common.

“A large variety of objects have been reported, including bottles, cans, glass bulbs, stones, small rods, fruits and vegetables, vibrators, dildos and toys,” Kumar added.

“Insertion of objects for auto-erotic purposes is the most common cause of rectal foreign bodies. Other common causes include accidents and assaults. The presentation is often delayed and history is often improper.”

“Two-thirds of the patients are males in their 30s or 40s, who use such objects for auto-erotic purposes.”


Wouldn't you agree this seems to be pretty abnormal behavior @Windy City Gator
 

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Having help yet still being proven wrong over and over does suck for you. If you didn't just make stuff up you wouldn't need help as I wouldn't have to point out what you said was not accurate.
 

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Having help yet still being proven wrong over and over does suck for you. If you didn't just make stuff up you wouldn't need help as I wouldn't have to point out what you said was not accurate.
Yawn.
 

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I wouldnt have enough time for another.

Now Ox knows you are two-timing him. Prepare for repercussions.
You two have been a huge disappointment. We really thought we had acquired some star power. You left after Wobble peppered you with insults and Ox bolted after he concluded there was nothing more to sell.
 

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Says the poster who has to call in the drama queen gang for help when all he had to do was back up his statements and if accurate it would have been accepted gladly.
Don't you have a dead pussy waiting to cut open?
 

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