Now look. You've made it obvious that
@g8orbill made you real, REAL mad with the things he posted over on Gator Country. Evidently that's why you stalked him here, so you could spend all your free time (which you always have plenty of on Saturday nights) trying to harass posters like him and the rest of us.
But this is a new site, and we should all have a fresh new start. So on behalf of
@g8orbill and the rest of us, I would like to offer our collective apology for whatever we did to infuriate you to the point of hollowing out all that was good in you and leaving you filled with nothing but seething rage.
We feel bad about that, we really do. But let's let bygones be bygones, okay?
C'mon, bring it in here. Let's kiss and make up.
Feel better now? Okay, good.
Now, can you please tell your wife to come to the computer so we can apologize to him, too?
Oh, and tell him to bring his shine box, so he can clean his filthy spunk off our shoes when we're done taking turns putting our foot in your ass. Thanks! :)