The GOAT of GOATs? Simone Biles

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Along these lines, I remember going to a bad high school play once because I was interested in the lead actress and she asked me if I would come. Needless to say, I normally would have had no interest in going to a school play.

It actually ended in horrific fashion when she fell on stage and dislocated her kneecap DURING the performance. I was led backstage where she tearfully thanked me for coming through obvious massive pain.

I never attended another school play.
 

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Along these lines, I remember going to a bad high school play once because I was interested in the lead actress and she asked me if I would come. Needless to say, I normally would have had no interest in going to a school play.

It actually ended in horrific fashion when she fell on stage and dislocated her kneecap DURING the performance. I was led backstage where she tearfully thanked me for coming through obvious massive pain.

I never attended another school play.


So you are saying it was your fault she dislocated her knee cap?
 

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Along these lines, I remember going to a bad high school play once because I was interested in the lead actress and she asked me if I would come. Needless to say, I normally would have had no interest in going to a school play.

It actually ended in horrific fashion when she fell on stage and dislocated her kneecap DURING the performance. I was led backstage where she tearfully thanked me for coming through obvious massive pain.

I never attended another school play.

Did you kiss it and make it better?
 

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The only people watching are those either related to the members of the team, or dating the members of the team.

I am not related to anybody who could possible be on any team, and are far too old to date any of them. Yes I have watched some.

Sorry to disappoint, but there is a reason they are on the SEC network.
 

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My daughter has been involved in competitive gymnastics for several years, so we have watched Simone Biles and USA gymnastics for a long time. We have also been to at least one Gator gymnastics meet each of the last several seasons. It's really a great sport (although the judging sometimes puzzles me and pisses me off), and the Gator meets are fun with a great atmosphere. And, yes, Simone Biles is an amazing athlete who just might be the greatest gymnast of all time.
 

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