Tim Tebow's Bachelor Party

AlexDaGator

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Tim's engaged. GCMB needs to step up and throw the man a truly epic, legendary bachelor party.

Who's in?

Where are we going? What are we doing?




Alex.
 

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Tim's engaged. GCMB needs to step up and throw the man a truly epic, legendary bachelor party.

Who's in?

Where are we going? What are we doing?




Alex.

I hear Tim doesn’t drink -
So there’s a great little place in Brooker Corch told me about.
We could couple it with some of that good ol’ Brooker Bingo.

Corch probably knows a good caterer.
 

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Is Stormy available?
 

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Here is a great idea, we will visit a hospital for children, a prison, pray for folks, bring toys for the children. Or have a golf tourney to raise money for his charity.
 

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Here is a great idea, we will visit a hospital for children, a prison, pray for folks, bring toys for the children. Or have a golf tourney to raise money for his charity.

I vote for this:

pray for folks

It basically puts the issue into someone else’s hands, while I in turn don’t have to get off the couch.

But...if I have to play golf, then I will.
 

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This raises an interesting philosophical question.

Is a bachelor party REALLY for the groom-to-be, or is really about his buddies?

I mean, for sure, we could do some praise hymns followed by milk and cookies but don't you think Tim would want his buddies to be happy and have a good time? It doesn't have to be ALL hookers and blow but you know. Everything in moderation, right?

Proposed Schedule for 3 day Bachelor Party.

I say we start with deep sea fishing on day one. Gotta do that on the first day because if you do it after a night of drinking and carousing half won't show and the other half will be puking. Then Mons for the first night.

Second day golf outing. I'm sleeping in and skipping that sh!t though. You guys have fun. Second night stripper show at the hotel in the hospitality room.

Third day beach. Sweat all those toxins out. Third night, hookers and blow.

It's just a working plan for now. Feel free to suggest changes.


Alex.
 

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This raises an interesting philosophical question.

Is a bachelor party REALLY for the groom-to-be, or is really about his buddies?

I mean, for sure, we could do some praise hymns followed by milk and cookies but don't you think Tim would want his buddies to be happy and have a good time? It doesn't have to be ALL hookers and blow but you know. Everything in moderation, right?

Proposed Schedule for 3 day Bachelor Party.

I say we start with deep sea fishing on day one. Gotta do that on the first day because if you do it after a night of drinking and carousing half won't show and the other half will be puking. Then Mons for the first night.

Second day golf outing. I'm sleeping in and skipping that sh!t though. You guys have fun. Second night stripper show at the hotel in the hospitality room.

Third day beach. Sweat all those toxins out. Third night, hookers and blow.

It's just a working plan for now. Feel free to suggest changes.


Alex.

Leave out the girls, and drugs, add some sports and religious type stuff.

I like the fishing and golf, how about some sort of athletic competition.
 

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