This is hilarious! I found this gif and post by googling 'HBD NV' - must've been from a previous BD wish on GCMB:
Hope you're having a good one. One of my favorite contrarions and fellow west coaster. HBD NV!
And now new for this year since it's still early - 'Wake up and enjoy the day!'
Oh, and don't let it be your last!