When the Hailifax thread was started, I just finished reading David Thorne's website. My Halifax email exchange was simply a lame attempt to try to duplicate his humor.
Here is one of his funniest email exchanges between him and a secretary. I am warning you his website is addictive:
"yeah thats not what I was looking for at all."
I panicked when the board was shut down. I begged for forgiveness and placed the bag on my head in shame when I attempted to signup here. Ox, naturally, laughed his ass off. Kudos to you Ox for this site.