Time to fess up----Part one

Gator515151

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Have you ever lit a fart?

I vote Yea.

 

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No, I haven't.

Have you ever started a thread, only to look at it later and regret it?

I vote Yea.

 

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I find myself wondering how many parts this series is going to have.

 

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Have you ever singed your eyebrows trying to perform a trick fart shot!
I vote maybe!?

 

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Nope but I know I’m missing out

 

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Yes, farted into a camp fire while out on the property for the meteor shower in August in middle school. It wasn't intentional, but it was hilarious.

 

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No, but when I was in junior high I watched a couple other kids try it. The results were underwhelming.

 

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gatorfan81 said:

Have you ever singed your eyebrows trying to perform a trick fart shot!
I vote maybe!?

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So does it take a lot of practice getting your face that close to your ass hole?

 

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Alex.

 

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crosscreekcooter said:

So does it take a lot of practice getting your face that close to your ass hole?

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Or someone else’s?

 

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Nope...never did it. Don't envision it happening in this life either.

 

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We had a frat bro who loved to entertain the "crowds" by lighting his methane.

During one command performance, he was sans undies, and in an effort to produce said gas, instead hit a small "gusher" and sheet-sharted. Hilarity ensued, tear ducts and stomach muscles were strained that day.

 

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Nada.

 

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I make enough gas to avert the energy crisis but never tried to light one.

 

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This reminds me of a story I heard one time...

 

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How bored do you have to be to think stuffing a gerbil up your asss is something to try?

 

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Hell, yeah!

When we were kids we had heard jokes about farts being flammable but didn't really realize how that could be possible and didn't really believe it. Then one of my buds asked our 4th grade science teacher about it and he explained methane gas etc. etc. etc.. After hearing that you bet your ass (no pun intended) that we were going to try it out. My best friend Danny went first with like five of us guys circled around to watch. When his butt lit up like the 4th of July we laughed so long and so hard it was painful. We even took it farther and farted into a Coke bottle and quickly covered it up then dropped a match in it and..... FOOMP!

 

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