Gatorchatter Robert Kraft Poll: Tell us about your Massage Parlor Experience

Alagator · Feb 23, 2019

Jbossgator8 said:
We used to get monthly couple massages there..... .

Couple messages.?. Is that where they “cup” your sack in one hand, while handling your junk in the other hand?

RiverRat · Feb 23, 2019

Went to one in Germany back in the 70's that also doubled as a tattoo parlor.
Well there was too much hair flowing from under the girls armpit and Jr. just would't come to attention.
Not to waste a trip I decided to get may name (Logan) tatted on my unit but they ran out of room and I only ended up with "LOG" on the side,.....talking about a misnomer.

PastyStoole · Feb 23, 2019

RiverRat said:
Went to one in Germany back in the 70's that also doubled as a tattoo parlor.
Well there was too much hair flowing from under the girls armpit and Jr. just would't come to attention.
Not to waste a trip I decided to get may name (Logan) tatted on my unit but they ran out of room and I only ended up with "LOG" on the side,.....talking about a misnomer.

I had a similar experience. After I graduated from MIT, I got drunk and got a tattoo of my alma mater. It says 'MIT', but when I pop a rod it expands out to say 'MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY.'

gatormandan · Feb 23, 2019

PastyStoole said:
I had a similar experience. After I graduated from MIT, I got drunk and got a tattoo of my alma mater. It says 'MIT', but when I pop a rod it expands out to say 'MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY.'

Then you woke up.

Swamp Queen · Feb 23, 2019

PastyStoole said:
I like it that a ritual designed to provide the *illusion* of cleanliness, only adds to the skeeviness of the the whole regrettable episode. Part of the purpose of the 'table shower' is to superficially whisk away the back hair, pubic hair, flaky epidermis, and semen from the last Al Goldstein looking pervert who was on the table just three minutes before you. This is all done *while* you are on the table so any contact point with the table - your scrotum, perineum, and anus, for example - are places where this dude's humors and eczema are now gathering in a warm pool, creating a fertile breeding ground for the infectious bacterial and viral creatures who are seeking a new host.

I may have thrown up in my mouth a little while reading this.

itsgr82bag8r · Feb 23, 2019

PastyStoole said:
I like it that a ritual designed to provide the *illusion* of cleanliness, only adds to the skeeviness of the the whole regrettable episode. Part of the purpose of the 'table shower' is to superficially whisk away the back hair, pubic hair, flaky epidermis, and semen from the last Al Goldstein looking pervert who was on the table just three minutes before you. This is all done *while* you are on the table so any contact point with the table - your scrotum, perineum, and anus, for example - are places where this dude's humors and eczema are now gathering in a warm pool, creating a fertile breeding ground for the infectious bacterial and viral creatures who are seeking a new host.

78 · Feb 23, 2019

MatthewM. · Feb 23, 2019

Can’t ever get off with a woman masseuse, hands ain’t strong enough

Swamp Donkey · Feb 23, 2019

MatthewM. said:
Can’t ever get off with a woman masseuse, hands ain’t strong enough

Men work though, huh?

Bait'n Gator · Feb 23, 2019

MatthewM. said:
Can’t ever get off with a woman masseuse, hands ain’t strong enough

I always loved the little Asian women's hands, their small hands makes my junk look bigger.

gatormandan · Feb 24, 2019

Bait'n Gator said:
I always loved the little Asian women's hands, their small hands makes my junk look bigger.

GatorJ · Feb 25, 2019

neteng · Feb 25, 2019

crosscreekcooter · Feb 25, 2019

PastyStoole said:
I had a similar experience. After I graduated from MIT, I got drunk and got a tattoo of my alma mater. It says 'MIT', but when I pop a rod it expands out to say 'MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY.'

Must have been a 70's thing. Got mine at Shorty's Truck Stop and Diner Chattanooga Tennessee.

BMF · Feb 25, 2019

You people make me sick!!

gatormandan · Feb 25, 2019

BMF said:
You people make me sick!!

Jealous?

PaulDrake · Feb 25, 2019

Wait a minute....you mean you can go to a massage parlor and get more than just a back rub?

itsgr82bag8r · Feb 25, 2019

Swamp Donkey said:
Men work though, huh?

Ray Finkle · Feb 25, 2019

Bait'n Gator said:
I always loved the little Asian women's hands, their small hands makes my junk look bigger.

It's like using hotel soap to shower. Makes your biceps look huge

BMF · Feb 26, 2019

gatormandan said:
Jealous?

I joined the Navy at 18 years old.....and have been in a few of these so-called "massage parlor's". I've "heard" you can sometimes get more than a rub....

Gatorchatter Robert Kraft Poll: Tell us about your Massage Parlor Experience

What best describes your experience with massage parlors? Have you ever been to one?

Yes. I can afford a high-end call girl, but I prefer my experience to be "authentically seedy."

Yes. I've had an Asian fetish ever since I saw Puccini's "Madame Butterfly" at the Met.

I did once, but I contracted genital warts during the soapy "Table Shower" and never went again.

No. I prefer to save the "fiffy dollah" and do the job myself.

No. Sometimes this site really disgusts me. This is one of those times.

I work at one. It's not as glamorous as you might think.

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