Muschamp orders $2,000 in pizzas, tips drivers $5; claims they were "lucky to get that"

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Pizza dude probably likes good offense. Chump found out. A 5 dollar “fvkk you” tip was the result.

 

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I tend to tip 20% or more.

Even our pastor preaches to be generous.

With the money Chump makes that should be SOP.

Looks like Muschump Tips like he runs is Offense

 

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Muschamp released a statement said "that was on him and he'll get it fixed".

 

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"Here's a little something extra for both of you...... don't spend it all in one place."

 

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great thread.........would read two more times...........

 

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When asked in an interview a few months after being fired from UF he was asked if he would do anything differently, he responded by saying "yes I'd go somewhere with more resources" so how's that working out for you a$$wipe.

 

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Swamp Queen said:

Simple editing criticism. I even said I’m all for hating on the a-hole. If we’re changing a headline make sure the story below the headline matches. Delete the part about a nutrition staff making the tip and it fits. I realize most people only read headlines but some nerds (hi!) may read the story.

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The problem is you make the assumption most the people here will read...…

 

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TheDouglas78 said:

The problem is you make the assumption most the people here will read...…

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Where are the coloring books?

 

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Pizza delivery boys dont know anything about winning.

 

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TheDouglas78 said:

The problem is you make the assumption most the people here CAN read...…

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I fixed your typo.

 

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Bushmaster said:

I fixed your typo.

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Was trying to be nicer than usual, some people claim I'm a little mean.

 

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TheDouglas78 said:

Was trying to be nicer than usual, some people claim I'm a little mean.

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I understand. My bad.

 

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Kudos to Ox for changing the thread title.

I like how the AD's office back-peddled like hell to smooth over this PR disaster....and they threw a "nutrition" staffer under the bus.

 

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Swamp Donkey said:

Pizza delivery boys dont know anything about winning.

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i believe one was a pizza delivery girl

 

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i believe one was a pizza delivery girl

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If that's the case sounds like they may have actually over tipped.

 

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And from this day forward, the team will be getting pizzas adorned from the "special toppings" list of loogies, pubes, semen, and fromunda cheese. Enjoy!!

 

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This might offend some of you here, because I think most of you are probably pizza delivery boys living in your parent's house, ... but ... is it really bad to not follow the 15-25% tipping scale you use in a regular restaurant? I mean ... really ... they are just bringing you pizzas, all at the same time, and not 'serving' you. I get it that $2K worth of pizza being delivered is worth more than $5 ... but there is no way I am going to give $300-500 tip. I would think $20 is enough, right?

 

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This will go down in GCMB breaking news history with "Chip Kelly is a done deal."

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neteng said:

This might offend some of you here, because I think most of you are probably pizza delivery boys living in your parent's house, ... but ... is it really bad to not follow the 15-25% tipping scale you use in a regular restaurant? I mean ... really ... they are just bringing you pizzas, all at the same time, and not 'serving' you. I get it that $2K worth of pizza being delivered is worth more than $5 ... but there is no way I am going to give $300-500 tip. I would think $20 is enough, right?

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Maybe 20% is a bit much, but delivery has GOT to be punishment on that kid’s car. And if you’re making millions each year, pay the poor kid. It’s literally chump change.... see what I did there?

 

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