Chris Steele transfers to USC(!), now has "everything he ever wanted"

maheo30

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Dooley was just on 1010xl. Take this with a grain of salt.

1. He said momma Steele calls Chris almost every night in tears because her son is so far away.

2. Steele and JJ were a problem from the start. Chris is a serious guy. JJ knew he wasn't playing and was goofing off. So, Chris wanted a new roommate back in January.

The impression I got from Dooley is this is more about momma than the JJ incident.
 

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Whaaaat???? Alchy saying you’re the product of your mother being raped..
he's been angry for a while. apparently his mother likes consensual anal sex with farm animals. I told him he had no evidence that donkeys were involved. he is still livid. no amount of cheap liquor liquor fixes his problems.
 

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Dooley was just on 1010xl. Take this with a grain of salt.

1. He said momma Steele calls Chris almost every night in tears because her son is so far away.

2. Steele and JJ were a problem from the start. Chris is a serious guy. JJ knew he wasn't playing and was goofing off. So, Chris wanted a new roommate back in January.

The impression I got from Dooley is this is more about momma than the JJ incident.
the biggest surprise is that Dooley evan knows what day it is.

so that's the company line huh? just a crazy mama.

So why did we waste 1/3 of our recruiting time in California again?
 

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Please don't blame us....we didn't do anything. Besides,you have told us how bad we are....I don't think we have had an arrest in over 5 years and maybe that is why we are not so good @ the game of football. Kidding aside, I hope this issue (whatever it is) is not damaging to your program. It is not an accomplishment to beat a team when they are down.

Please remember that it was only a couple of weeks ago that some "high minded" scum supporters vandalized a Gainesville landmark with the not particularly clever slogan "Gators Suck." So forgive me if I'm not overly impressed with your protests of innocence. Also, though we're going through a rough patch at the moment, I wouldn't be counting any victories over a downtrodden Gators team before they hatch. Actually, I expect that you're enjoying our current problems more than you're likely to enjoy the outcome of the season opener. Get back to us after that game and tell us some more about your good wishes for our FB program,
 
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This whole thing really just pisses me off. We finally have a breakout season last year to begin to dust the McElstain cobwebs out of our eyes, and then this **** happens. It’s just bad publicity for everyone to see and apparently it’s having ripple affects in recruiting.
 

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Add me to the list of people that don't know where this comes from.

So, what movie does it come from?
 

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Will you guys ever STFU? Not another word about alky. Donkey, I have no idea why I haven't just given you 3 days. Move the hell on, no one wants to hear it.
 

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He did spend a portion of the conversation talking about his walker. I'm not kidding either. :lol:
The need to use a walker is unfortunate. The need to blab about it to untold thousands of UF fans who really don't want to know is pathetic.
 

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Add me to the list of people that don't know where this comes from.

So, what movie does it come from?

Shaving Ryan's Privates

I heard it was waaaay better than Schindler's Fist.

You should watch both and decide for yourself which movie is better.



Alex.
 

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Will you guys ever STFU? Not another word about alky. Donkey, I have no idea why I haven't just given you 3 days. Move the hell on, no one wants to hear it.
:lmao2:

Is this bc of Pops and adoption?
 

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:lmao2:

Is this bc of Pops and adoption?
I really want to say how sorry I am for your loss. TBF, most women would pull the trigger after giving birth and seeing that you came out. It must’ve been hard to grow up without a mother, but I guess your father’s cross dressing made up for it.
 

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