Oklahoma Drill BANNED: The pussification of the NFL continues

Gatorbreath

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Guy who would piss his pants and run for cover if ever faced with the prospect of going toe to toe with an NFL player calls them pussified. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you.....internet muscles!

But why increase the risk of injury so some fragile dudes around the country will feel better about themselves because they're watching a MANLY sport?

Dude, you are easily the most irritating poster on this board. Is being a predictable priss a goal of yours, or something that kind of flows as you sit at your keyboard?
 

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I played through my sophomore year in college and I can honestly say my high school practices were tougher than those in college. Part of that was for college ball, we were expected to arrive in camp in shape and the first two days of camp were dedicated to testing: bench press, squat, dead lift, vertical jump, shuttle run, 40-yard dash and most brutal was a 12-minute 2 mile run. There were points assigned on a sliding scale for each movement, but you had to pass the test to be allowed to practice. Linemen would rack up extra points lifting, because they'd suffer running. And you couldn't slide a Sunday paper under their feet when they did the vertical jump. College practices were more focused on execution of the playbook, proper form, etc. rather than conditioning and hitting for the sake of hitting. And you had to check into the weight room and lift in college, even during the season. In HS, I think they assumed most of the kids weren't in great shape so there was a lot of running and conditioning.

In addition to the drills the NFL just banned, we had other contact drills and punishment drills. I can remember a game where our OL played terribly and our QB got pounded. At Tuesday's full-pad practice, the coaches had an o-lineman "play" QB, but with no o-line. He stood there with the ball, pretending to take the snap, then fading back to pass. The defensive line and linebackers sprinted off the line and just took turns hammering him. And they'd have him try to step up into the pocket. Each o-lineman took turns as the "QB". Some of the younger kids looked like they were on the brink of tears. There was a drill where one guy would be the center of the circle of say, 6 other guys and the 6 guys would take turns running at and hitting the guy in the middle. The idea was for the middle guy to turn quickly, get his feet and hips set and meet the attacker and deliver a shot back. But sometimes the attackers would come fast, you'd get knocked down and they'd keep coming. And piling on. And the friggin fumble drills were insane. It is a wonder no one was killed. But that craziness aside, I do think there was a lot of benefit to the drills the NFL just banned. Toughness, proper form, toughness, digging deep, toughness. And you can't hide during an Oklahoma drill or 3-on-3s...

Further walking down memory lane: Our coach had what he called "natural stickum". We threw the ball a lot, so there was a lot of passing in practice. If a receiver dropped a catchable pass, the coach would shriek your name, you'd sprint over to him, hold your hands out and he'd empty his lungs and nasal passages all over your hands, grab your wrists and rub your hands together and he'd better not catch you wiping it off. This was the early-mid '80s - gloves were still very rare. I played TE and had the "natural stickum" applied just once. It smelled surprisingly awful.

Water was for pussies. The concepts we have today for proper hydration were not practiced back then and you had to earn water or the lime-aid we'd occasionally get. They were more generous with water in college, but I can recall not wanting to go to the coolers too often because I didn't want to be perceived as a puss.

And one more example of how times have changed. I went to a Catholic HS and one of our big rivals was Sacred Heart. So there was all kinds of motivational stuff for "Break the Heart" week. One was this: the coaches would mount a red painted plywood heart on the end of a post at the top of a hill. We'd all get rocks and take turns throwing rocks at the heart. In a line next to us were the cheerleaders. If you hit the heart, you could pick whichever girl you want and in front of everyone, kiss her. Now some were pecks on the check, but others were full lip locks and dips. Can you imagine that today?

I remember the culture shock when I got to my first college camp. It was much more business-like and no one got really crazy and cursed like we did in HS.

That must be written wrong. Only the lighter players would have any chance at all of running 2 miles in 12 minutes.
 

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Is this 5% increase AFTER the massive decrease the NFL suffered from allowing "look at me and understand my plight" players to kneel (URL below) for their country's anthem?

NFL ratings down due to anthem protests: survey

Scoring goes down, ratings go down... scoring goes up ratings go up... Also now some forms of streaming is being included in the ratings system, and they are gathering more.
 

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The NFL better watch it or they will be doomed long term by changing things too much.

Fever, it might be less about their former fans (our generations) and what they perceive the younger generation wants. Where as most of us can watch a hard hitting defensive struggle, younger fans want the scoring. The over the top highlights.
 

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My point is, if all the fragile people who couldn't handle dark men taking a knee during a song that isn't even televised were the reason for the ratings drop, and they were still allowed to take a knee last year, then why did ratings go back up?

I didn't read your article. This article, written in 2018, says ratings were down. That contradicts your assertion. As to whether they tanked (for kneeling) and then came up 5%...isn't something to crow about. Either way, I don't care. I don't watch the NFL anymore.

As to your point of who is fragile or who can't handle "dark men"...you're beyond stupid to simplify it down to that. And for the record, I don't see how cuppernick is considered "dark". He started it. But moving on.

There are many reasons NFL viewership is down and why I'm offended by it's existence today to include:
- "dark men", to include non-dark men, that do not stand for our Nation's anthem should be fined for not following rules of the franchise
- the essence of the game has changed to the point it's no longer enjoyable due to all the rule changes
- while I prefer replay reviews to get a call correct, I can't stand how long it takes to do so
- high cost of going to a game
 

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That must be written wrong. Only the lighter players would have any chance at all of running 2 miles in 12 minutes.

Nope, that's correct. Believe me, it is burned in my memory. The test graded on a sliding scale - and while I don't remember exactly how it worked, it was something like this: if you ran the 2 6-minute miles, which was the goal, you got 10 points. You could accrue more points if you ran it faster - but you did get points if you ran slower - say 7 minute miles might have gotten you 8 points.

You're right, the bigger guys didn't rack up a lot of points running, but they did make up for it on the lifting part of the test.
 

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I'm betting it says I'm in lockstep with about 99.5% of all the other posters on the board. And probably any other forum you post to.
Not exactly, but sorry I hurt your fragile sensibilities on such a regular basis, precious.

The NFL better watch it or they will be doomed long term by changing things too much.
We all know fans watch games on Sundays because of the Oklahoma drill.
 

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Gatorchatter will also reflect in 50 years that 49 years prior you were finally banned, leading to a large increase in membership.
 

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Not exactly, but sorry I hurt your fragile sensibilities on such a regular basis, precious.


We all know fans watch games on Sundays because of the Oklahoma drill.
This isn't about the damn drill, it's about the big picture. You damn well know that, but for some reason you continue to deflect.
 

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I object to the word pussy being used in a negative connotation as a sign of weakness. I may need a safe space.

I agree and have wondered about this for awhile. A vagina is about as tough of sum'a'bitch as it gets. Ive seen enough porn to understand that it can take a beating. I witnessed two child births and can attest to how it takes that too. I have always wondered why we describe someone that is tough and fearless as one with ballz yet someone who is fragile and scared a pvssy. Makes no sense to me. I own a set of ballz and if they just get a light thump it has sent me to the floor for a few minutes. I witnessed others with ballz experience the same. I think we got it backwards.
 

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I agree and have wondered about this for awhile. A vagina is about as tough of sum'a'***** as it gets. Ive seen enough porn to understand that it can take a beating. I witnessed two child births and can attest to how it takes that too. I have always wondered why we describe someone that is tough and fearless as one with ballz yet someone who is fragile and scared a pvssy. Makes no sense to me. I own a set of ballz and if they just get a light thump it has sent me to the floor for a few minutes. I witnessed others with ballz experience the same. I think we got it backwards.

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And yeah, I know she actually never said this but it's not only true it's funny AF had she said it.

Apparently, Sheng Wang, who delivered a lengthier version of the joke on the 28 January 2011 episode of Comedy Central Presents said:

A friend said to me, “Hey you need to grow a pair. Grow a pair, Bro.” It’s when someone calls you weak, but they associate it with a lack of testicles. Which is weird, because testicles are the most sensitive things in the world. If you suddenly just grew a pair, you’d be a lot more vulnerable. If you want to be tough, you should lose a pair. If you want to be real tough, you should grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.

And it appears that Wang’s routine borrowed heavily from a bit by comedian Hal Sparks, “Pussy Is Tougher,” which aired on Showtime in 2010.
 

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Dude, you are easily the most irritating poster on this board. Is being a predictable priss a goal of yours, or something that kind of flows as you sit at your keyboard?
You must not go to the political forum much. Sas wouldn’t even be on the medal platform. Hell, he might not make the top five
 

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