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Swamp Donkey

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IPAs can be quality beers. Nothing douchebag-ish about them.
There is nothing more douchebaggish than a bitter azz IPA. It is the shyttiest beer available. It was the cheap shyt they gave the sailors and slaves where were traveling to India (India Pale Ale) and they didn't want to waste malt in it for those dregs. (Take this leftover shyt boys.... don't mind that it tastes like one week old piss... it LASTS better that way. And is slightly better than drinking vinegar.)

They laugh at your in Europe and know you are (1) an American and (2) a douchebag if you ask for one of those shytty beers.
 

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There is nothing more douchebaggish than a bitter azz IPA. It is the shyttiest beer available. It was the cheap shyt they gave the sailors and slaves where were traveling to India (India Pale Ale) and they didn't want to waste malt in it for those dregs. (Take this leftover shyt boys.... don't mind that it tastes like one week old piss... it LASTS better that way. And is slightly better than drinking vinegar.)

They laugh at your in Europe and know you are (1) an American and (2) a douchebag if you ask for one of those shytty beers.

You’re a douchebag.
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IPAs are for the handicapped. Eat a handful of grass chased with piss and save yourself the $12 for the sixpack.
 

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They laugh at your in Europe and know you are (1) an American and (2) a douchebag if you ask for one of those shytty beers.

The irony of pointing out douchbags by using the “they laugh at you [sic] in Europe and know you are an American” line. Not sure it gets any douchier than that line or not wanting to be outed as American while in Europe.
 

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The irony of pointing out douchbags by using the “they laugh at you [sic] in Europe and know you are an American” line. Not sure it gets any douchier than that line or not wanting to be outed as American while in Europe.
There’s nothing douchier than Euro-Trash: some androgynous duck faced weirdo with lip gloss and Capri pants asking for organic Kale and a wine spritzer grown from hydroponic grapes.
 

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There’s nothing douchier than Euro-Trash: some androgynous duck faced weirdo with lip gloss and Capri pants asking for organic Kale and a wine spritzer grown from hydroponic grapes.
Here here, though I guess, per Donk, at least they don’t drink IPAs.
 

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The irony of pointing out douchbags by using the “they laugh at you [sic] in Europe and know you are an American” line. Not sure it gets any douchier than that line or not wanting to be outed as American while in Europe.
Everyone knows Im American, they just dont think Im an IPA douchebag.
 

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There’s nothing douchier than Euro-Trash: some androgynous duck faced weirdo with lip gloss and Capri pants asking for organic Kale and a wine spritzer grown from hydroponic grapes.
Slevin’s not European.
 
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I think a little more than a TD but their defense will have one of the better front 7s in the country probably with those transfers. If we don't impose our will running the ball they could cause our offense problems.

Gosh I am glad someone acknowledges that we have a pretty good defense that has been reported nationally as one of the best in the nation. I am sure the plan is to make Franks run for his life. The good news is that UF will have no film on our QB - 'course we don't know who that will be either & probably won't know till game time.

Interesting fact that on games between Miami & UF on neutral territory, the win/loss record is 3 - 3.
 

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Gosh I am glad someone acknowledges that we have a pretty good defense that has been reported nationally as one of the best in the nation. I am sure the plan is to make Franks run for his life. The good news is that UF will have no film on our QB - 'course we don't know who that will be either & probably won't know till game time.

Interesting fact that on games between Miami & UF on neutral territory, the win/loss record is 3 - 3.

Yep I think whether we impose our will on offense will come down mostly to our running game. If we get in a lot of obvious passing downs that could cause some trouble possibly but our receivers should have an advantage over your secondary if there is time to throw.

Isn't the O line on Miami a hot mess?
 

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Donkey, please relay your opinion of Miami to your players and I will relay it to our players.
Your program and your playerd are trash.

Your defensive coordinator, now HC, is laughable.

Wisconsin doesnt respect them, even a little. Why should anyone else.
 
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Gosh I am glad someone acknowledges that we have a pretty good defense that has been reported nationally as one of the best in the nation. I am sure the plan is to make Franks run for his life. The good news is that UF will have no film on our QB - 'course we don't know who that will be either & probably won't know till game time.

Interesting fact that on games between Miami & UF on neutral territory, the win/loss record is 3 - 3.

The front seven will be good. The secondary will not be good. Bandy covering Van Jefferson is a bigger mismatch than Dan Mullen vs Manny Diaz. And that's saying something.
 

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There is nothing more douchebaggish than a bitter azz IPA. It is the shyttiest beer available. It was the cheap shyt they gave the sailors and slaves where were traveling to India (India Pale Ale) and they didn't want to waste malt in it for those dregs. (Take this leftover shyt boys.... don't mind that it tastes like one week old piss... it LASTS better that way. And is slightly better than drinking vinegar.)

They laugh at your in Europe and know you are (1) an American and (2) a douchebag if you ask for one of those shytty beers.

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