***OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: UF vs Miami***

What will happen against Miami?

  • Pass for 300 yards

    Votes: 32 25.4%
  • Rush for 300 yards

    Votes: 17 13.5%
  • Both

    Votes: 17 13.5%
  • Neither

    Votes: 60 47.6%

  • Total voters
    126
  • Poll closed .

Musclepug

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Mr. Snell (@theebigbossSS) tweeted at 5:45 PM on Mon, Jun 03, 2019:
Gators gonna run right through this bull****. Willie Taggart 2.0.
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Just came across this simulation of the upcoming Aug. 24 game.


Details below:
(Don't read if you want to watch first)
  • They have Miami ranked #8 :lol3:
  • We aren't ranked? :bandit:
  • Perry was the QB for Miami, not Martell :scratchhead:
  • M. Davis had 3 rushing TDs with only 22 yards rushing :scratchchin:
  • Perine had 170+ yds, 40+ receiving yards, and a big TD run in the 3rd Qtr :thug2:
  • Franks had a 152 yards rushing :shush:, but no passing TDs :eek3:
  • CJ got beat deep once :facepalm:
  • NR Gators 'upset' #8 Miami 31-21! :bananadance2:
  • :chomp:

What We Faux-Learned

FF is Running Tebow v2.0
FF is Passing FF v1.0
Vertical game is Butters v1.0
OL run blocking mofos v3.0
Pass rush is v-1.0
Steele re-enters portal, comes back and gets torched.
CJ disremembers he’s a CB and gets torched.
 

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“Just, please, as we get ready for talking season, nobody refer to Aug. 24 as Week Zero. It’s Week One. Just accept it.”

From Pat Dooley’s Back Nine (June 4th).
 

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Just came across this simulation of the upcoming Aug. 24 game.


Details below:
(Don't read if you want to watch first)
  • They have Miami ranked #8 :lol3:
  • We aren't ranked? :bandit:
  • Perry was the QB for Miami, not Martell :scratchhead:
  • M. Davis had 3 rushing TDs with only 22 yards rushing :scratchchin:
  • Perine had 170+ yds, 40+ receiving yards, and a big TD run in the 3rd Qtr :thug2:
  • Franks had a 152 yards rushing :shush:, but no passing TDs :eek3:
  • CJ got beat deep once :facepalm:
  • NR Gators 'upset' #8 Miami 31-21! :bananadance2:
  • :chomp:

Very realistic at the 1:08:05 mark. It shows a clump of scUM fans surrounded by a bunch of empty seats. It might have been from a previous simulation of a Canes home game.
 

Swamp Donkey

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The moron OC who scUM hired struggled to score twice in the same game at Central Michigan.

He may not score 21 points by October.
 
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Musclepug

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Maybe he should've put it on the other shoulder

Trent Swann (@TrentSwann) tweeted at 8:37 PM on Mon, Jun 10, 2019:
Florida faces the other direction
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Gator Fever

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Article from the Miami perspective on best position groups Miami will play this year, mostly UF:

A position-by-position look at the best units on UM's schedule

A position-by-position look at the best units on UM's schedule


That makes us look like an all-star team. I guess the ACC Coastal is that sh*tty.

It is funny reading some of the stuff their fans are thinking. They are really convinced this game is 50/50 due to their defense and Franks I guess.
 

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I Am The City (@UnkleSilk) tweeted at 1:12 PM on Thu, Jun 13, 2019:
Boys not cheering for Georgia today huh
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They have O line issues so I don't expect some huge turnaround from their offense but their new OC actually has a good track record with QBs in recent years.

Even under Bert at Arkansas in 2015 and 2016 with different QBs the starter had over 3,400 yards and a pretty good QB rating. He was their OC when they smoked us in that 2016 game.

Also Tua had like 4,000 yards last season with him as Bama's QB coach and Saban wanted him to remain as OC for 2019 I think but he took the Miami offer instead.
 

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Gators24/7 (@Gators247_) tweeted at 11:24 AM on Wed, Jun 19, 2019:
Imagine if we had this schedule incredible Gators24/7 on Twitter
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I just looked at eight preseason rankings from the usual suspects (ESPN, CBS, USA Today, etc.). Other than UF, the highest ranked team scUM is facing this season is UVA., who is ranked 20th by Pro Football Focus, 21st by College Football News (CFN), & 25th by Athlon. Next would be Virginia Tech who is ranked 24th by CFN & 25th by SI. (Both home games by the way.) Nobody else is ranked. No doubt UF would run the table with that schedule.
On another note, who would pay $90 to watch them play FIU?
 

Swamp Donkey

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Also Tua had like 4,000 yards last season with him as Bama's QB coach and Saban wanted him to remain as OC for 2019 I think but he took the Miami offer instead.
:scoff:

Yeah.... yeah.... Trailerbammer got outbid.

Have you not yet learned about the quality of the coaches Trailerbammer gets "outbid" on?

Enos was total garbage at Central Michigan and got himself fired. Then he got himself fired at Arky. Quoting yardage numbers for a team down by 4-6 scores most games? Very Butteresque.

Enos is GAR-BAGE.
 

Gator Fever

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Yeah.... yeah.... Trailerbammer got outbid.

Have you not yet learned about the quality of the coaches Trailerbammer gets "outbid" on?

Enos was total garbage at Central Michigan and got himself fired. Then he got himself fired at Arky. Quoting yardage numbers for a team down by 4-6 scores most games? Very Butteresque.

Enos is GAR-BAGE.

I think it was more of a case of wanting to do something where success wasn't a given to push for future jobs. Hopefully he fails.

His offenses with a healthy QB at Arkansas were decent but they had no defense except when they played us in 2016.
 

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