Florida reveals the ACTUAL new locker room: Donkey in shambles

Swamp Donkey

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I thought they were painted too, but they are new lockers. Look at the dividers and seats in the new ones vs old and you can see this differences.

They aren’t top of the market though. Here are some others:

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The folding chairs look tacky and obviously putting "composure" on the wall doesn't keep Ugly from folding like a cheap ass chair on a regular basis.

Anything with red and black looks trashy. Im surprised it isn't flat primer red and primer gray to more accurately reflect the state.

Fvkk Ugly.
 
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WTF is the Proterozoic Era anyway......is that like Tommy Prothro or some GMO’d Protozoa shiit....damn, I must have ditched school for the beach babes that day?
I always prefer Neanderthal to describe Mushchump's offense.

Maybe Concretish.
 

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Neanderthal is exactly how I’ve always described his style...and yet somehow butters was worse
Chimp put a top 20-39 defense on the field and a 110th ranked offense.

Butters put the 100th ranked offense (didnt you see the improvement?) and a 60-80th defense.

Both defenses actually looked better on paper because no one cared to score more points against us and risk turning the ball over, the only way we might possibly score.
 

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Neanderthal is exactly how I’ve always described his style...and yet somehow butters was worse
my favorite part of all that was the butters pumpers claiming that " receivers were running around uncovered in the secondary."

No dude. That was the defense running off the field because the quarterback was sacked two seconds earlier because butterteeth ran another play action pass on an obvious blitzing down 3rd and long.
 
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my favorite part of all that was the butters pumpers claiming that " receivers were running around uncovered in the secondary."

No dude. That was the defense running off the field because the quarterback was sacked two seconds earlier because butterteeth ran another play action pass on an obvious blitzing down 3rd and long.
"guys... it's not the coach..."

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God...we're now a bunch of interior decorators

Or to rog it...inferior decorators
 

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I thought they were painted too, but they are new lockers. Look at the dividers and seats in the new ones vs old and you can see this differences.

They aren’t top of the market though. Here are some others:

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Looks like they all have carpet squares

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You can almost bet they all have drop ceilings and carpet tile.. Much better for maintenance, and the last thing recruits will notice in the locker room.. How many 18 yr olds even think of such things...
 

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No dude. That was the defense running off the field because the quarterback was sacked two seconds earlier because butterteeth ran another play action pass on an obvious blitzing down 3rd and long.

The amount of people that do this on every called pass play, even now is astonishing. “There’s no one within 10 yards of _________”

Yea, and not realizing the QB isn’t going to throw the ball 50 yards down field to the left sideline while being forced to scramble to the right sideline and no time to set their feet.

I’m looking at you Section 9 BHG, don’t think I’m forgetting Section 13
 

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The amount of people that do this on every called pass play, even now is astonishing. “There’s no one within 10 yards of _________”

Yea, and not realizing the QB isn’t going to throw the ball 50 yards down field to the left sideline while being forced to scramble to the right sideline and no time to set their feet.

I’m looking at you Section 9 BHG, don’t think I’m forgetting Section 13
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The truth is, with all these old codgers, we should be saying I turfed your daughter. Even wife wouldnt be much fun and would likely result in squeaking, dust and cobwebs.

Still, the "your mom" habit dies hard.

“Your mom” jokes never get old... never. LOL.

I learned a very long time ago that you NEVER joke about a man’s daughter.

Mom, sister, wife are fair play.
 

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Do you know how old most of these fvkkers are?

Your mom isn't even a threat. Probably 2/3rds are dead already. Wives and sisters are likely on social security too.

We have to move on.
 

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