Former LSU lineman shot by dog...WTF?

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So they use a stock photo of LSU against Georgia. :snicker:
 

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Darwinism is a bytch.

There is a reason you dont chamber a round in a sporting rifle or shotgun for storage, travel etc.

This isnt a "freak accident", it is gross negligence. At least he shot himself instead of someone smarter than him that didnt deserve it.

He needs at least another gun safety course.
 
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I read that despite shooting his owner, the dog—also from Louisiana—was wagging his tail the whole time and even nudged over his food and water bowl to him afterwards.
 

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I read that despite shooting his owner, the dog—also from Louisiana—was wagging his tail the whole time and even nudged over his food and water bowl to him afterwards.
Yep, I’m sure NOLA will be along soon to tell us how hospitable the K9s are while they’re shooting at you. :lol:
 

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I read that despite shooting his owner, the dog—also from Louisiana—was wagging his tail the whole time and even nudged over his food and water bowl to him afterwards.
LSU AD material.
 

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After forensic testing was completed, prosecutors determined the dog's story is not plausible. Charges may be pending..
 

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After forensic testing was completed, prosecutors determined the dog's story is not plausible. Charges may be pending..

According to reports, the one-legged Branch hasn’t even begun considering whether or not he will pursue a civil claim. But I believe he has, and is already leaning one direction.
 
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Yep, I’m sure NOLA will be along soon to tell us how hospitable the K9s are while they’re shooting at you. :lol:

I almost blacked out I just laughed so hard at this. Damn it, man you just about killed me. It's funny because it's true.
 

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There is a reason you dont chamber a round in a sporting rifle or shotgun for storage, travel etc.

Donk you missed the paragraph. First the dog loaded the tube. It took a bit of time as he has no thumbs. No one noticed while he was doing this. Then he stood on the stock and racked a round with this teeth. Then by complete accident disengaged the safety that was certainly engaged and then pulled the trigger. Freak accident.
 

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