Ohio State releases thousands of Urban Meyer’s text messages

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I take it you aren't a buckeye anymore?

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Back to being just an Auburn fan

 

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I take it you aren't a buckeye anymore?

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This is amusing coming from a guy who bashes the Gators far more than even our rivals. Get bent.

 

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This is amusing coming from a guy who bashes the Gators far more than even our rivals. Get bent.

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I’m still an Urbs fan. The guy does what he’s hired to do...win effing football games!

 

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I can't imagine being so bored you'd actually read through these.

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Someone give me the 412 cause I am not reading that

 

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I’m still an Urbs fan. The guy does what he’s hired to do...win effing football games!

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He’s not the gator’s coach so I don’t like him.

 

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Someone give me the 412 cause I am not reading that

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Any tips on where to buy a great BallLifter 2000?

 

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Any tips on where to buy a great BallLifter 2000?

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Second hand or new?

 

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Instead of reading through thousands of text messages just get this limited edition Urban Meyer doll. When you pull the string it repeats 8 famous quotes of the legendary coach.

Dan, let's run Tim up the middle

Shelly, call 9-1-1

I'm quitting to spend more time with my family

Notre Dame is my dream job

Woody Hayes is my hero

Nick Saban is my Daddy

I know nothing

It didn't happen

By the way, the doll also comes with a bobble head feature.

 

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This is amusing coming from a guy who bashes the Gators far more than even our rivals. Get bent.

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He’s a typical Knights fan. Lots of yapping, not lots of substance.

 

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Woody Hayes and Bobby Bowden are my heroes

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FIFY. He had a shrine to Hayes, Bowden and Paterno in his office at Crackumbus.

 

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Any tips on where to buy a great BallLifter 2000?

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www.oxballs.com

 

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www.oxballs.com

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I have no clue why I clicked on that. Probably bc I thought you'd have it actually linked to something funny.

Those look like torture devices.

I ordered three.

 

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I have no clue why I clicked on that. Probably bc I thought you'd have it actually linked to something funny.

Those look like torture devices.

I ordered three.

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SQ for the win!

 

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I have no clue why I clicked on that. Probably bc I thought you'd have it actually linked to something funny.

Those look like torture devices.

I ordered three.

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How have you not seen that link before??? Enjoy your new “wardrobe”

 

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How have you not seen that link before??? Enjoy your new “wardrobe”

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I didn't know what a ball lifter was until this whole Zach Smith thing emerged.

Now I'm aware that there are also cock rings, butt plugs, butt plug/cock ring combos, and cock sheaths. Good to know, I guess.

Things were easier in the 80s. We didn't need all that battle rattle (gear), just needed a hatchback and little hair band music on our casettes.

 

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How have you not seen that link before??? Enjoy your new “wardrobe”

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Speaking of hatchbacks, the coolest dude in school, 3 sports star, perfect mullett hair, with curls in the back like all the real studs, more dimples than IQ points (nice guy though), the dude ALL the girls loved, drove something just like this:

I couldn't keep from laughing even then. Yes, with a porthole. We just called it The Mustard. His actually had ttops and a crazy scoop on the hood. Loud pipes. Probably a big engine.

It was kind of fun to strap canoes on and take to the lake.

Hatchback, though. Much accomplished in there. Probably no ball lifters involved.

I imagine Crete buying something like that putting a 5.0 in it and being a proud man. Ball lifters and cocksheath probably involved.

 

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Im definitely passing on this:

 

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Instead of reading through thousands of text messages just get this limited edition Urban Meyer doll. When you pull the string it repeats 8 famous quotes of the legendary coach.

Dan, let's run Tim up the middle

Shelly, call 9-1-1

I'm quitting to spend more time with my family

Notre Dame is my dream job

Woody Hayes is my hero

Nick Saban is my Daddy

I know nothing

It didn't happen

By the way, the doll also comes with a bobble head feature.

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I wonder if the doll will grab its chest after, "Shelly, call 9-1-1".