Ohio State has filed a trademark application for the word “The”

Gator By Marriage · Aug 14, 2019

Ancient Reptile said:
But have you really had a good look at corn fed Nebraska girls?

I think they're corn fed at most of the Big 10 schools.....

Gator87 · Aug 14, 2019

How about The 82 yards of offense.

Swamp Donkey · Aug 14, 2019

Ancient Reptile said:
But have you really had a good look at corn fed Nebraska girls?

Those were girls?

JCTow · Aug 14, 2019

gatorfan81 said:
But if they win everytime a movie a football team use the before anything..... money

What?

gatorev12 · Aug 14, 2019

Ancient Reptile said:
But have you really had a good look at corn fed Nebraska girls?

In truth: not really. One of the hottest girls from hs was from Nebraska and a huge Husker fan (she went to UF though), but apart from that, my general observation from the state pool is that while their per capita attractiveness isn't too bad, there's just no depth in numbers. Go to darn near any UF sorority (or Bama or Auburn or LSU) and 85% of the girls are wife-quality looks. Nebraska has their share of hot girls, but it's not to that percentage.

That said, the move to the Big 10 probably places them in the top 3 for conference coeds. In the Big 12, they were dwarfed by superior numbers of hotties from Texas, Texas A&M, Oklahoma, and Colorado (when they were in the Big 12). I've never been to Mizzou (going this year for the first time), so will report back on findings.

MJMGator · Aug 14, 2019

My buddy used to get the chunky strippers to give him a lap dance. I used to cringe, but he swore they tried harder. :lol:

Egor's Assistant · Aug 14, 2019

gatorev12 said:
In truth: not really. One of the hottest girls from hs was from Nebraska and a huge Husker fan (she went to UF though), but apart from that, my general observation from the state pool is that while their per capita attractiveness isn't too bad, there's just no depth in numbers. Go to darn near any UF sorority (or Bama or Auburn or LSU) and 85% of the girls are wife-quality looks. Nebraska has their share of hot girls, but it's not to that percentage.

That said, the move to the Big 10 probably places them in the top 3 for conference coeds. In the Big 12, they were dwarfed by superior numbers of hotties from Texas, Texas A&M, Oklahoma, and Colorado (when they were in the Big 12). I've never been to Mizzou (going this year for the first time), so will report back on findings.

My wife is from Mizzou, you better watch yourself. I got the best one... (well, from the mid-90's anyhow- :bananadance2:

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Egor's Assistant · Aug 14, 2019

And oh yeah, Fvk *** SuckEyes.

"***" University of Ohio can suck a fart out of my ass.

And also, I'm copywriting *** letter 'a.' All you punks will owe me money, especially OX.

BruceWayne · Aug 14, 2019

soflagator said:
They should probably seek a trademark on pasty-white, fat coeds. I'm sure Michigan will fight it, and have some solid evidence of their own. But I still like their chances.

I nominate this for post of the year. Well done sofla!

gatorev12 · Aug 14, 2019

SamIamGator92 said:
My wife is from Mizzou, you better watch yourself. I got the best one... (well, from the mid-90's anyhow-)

My congratulations, good sir.

I would expect Mizzou to have a decent selection since KC and StL are in-state and from visits to both cities, there isn't a paucity of talent or anything.

bradgator2 · Aug 14, 2019

Gator By Marriage said:
At one point in the college selection process, my son expressed an interest in visiting Purdue. So, off we went in February of '18 to check it out. (For some reason, Mrs. G, a Florida native, declined to go to northern Indiana in February, but was all over the UF trip the following April.) While I was very impressed by the school, my son was not so. While eating lunch in one of their dining halls, I found out why. After we had sat there for a half hour or so, he leaned over the table and whispered, "Dad, have you noticed the girls here are not very attractive?" I had to admit that he was not wrong. Fast forward two months and about a half hour into the UF tour, where I noticed his head constantly turning left and right, usually in relation to an attractive young lady in shorts and a tank top, he looks at me and says, "I could see myself going here; it's really chill."

Reminds me of my first job interview. It was with Westinghouse in Pittsburgh in February 2000. The Saturday prior, I was skydiving and landing on the beach in Sebastion. Drive back to Gainesville, hop a flight. Land in a freaking blizzard. The folks there were nice enough. Nothing really complementary to say about the women, so I will be nice. It was a hilariously grueling interview. I had the attitude of Chris Knight in Real Genius.... because at the point in my life, there was no way in hell I was moving there.

Gatordiddy · Aug 14, 2019

biggator6 said:
As Ox would say... discuss

Ohio State Has Filed A Trademark Application For The Word "The"

“My university would womanize, it would drink. It would make outrageous claims like it invented the question mark.”

Double Gator Dad · Aug 16, 2019

If POSU was to win a court case with financial damages, would UF get a cut since we own them?

Sec14Gator · Sep 12, 2019

Per The NY Times:

Trademark requests denied: The N.B.A. star LeBron James lost his attempt to trademark the phrase “Taco Tuesday,” which he uses on Instagram. Separately, it’s not The Ohio State University, according to the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, which denied the school’s request to trademark the word “The.”

Also in breaking news, perhaps title change worthy, Lebron is a giant douche. He uses “taco Tuesday” on Instagram and thought therefore he should own it.

divits · Sep 12, 2019

"THE" biggest loser. What a bunch of dooshes.

ufgator812 · Sep 12, 2019

I’m trying to trademark a few f v c k s.
Notably, f v c k uga, f v c k georgia, etc.

Double Gator Dad · Sep 13, 2019

Sec14Gator said:
Per The NY Times:

Trademark requests denied: The N.B.A. star LeBron James lost his attempt to trademark the phrase “Taco Tuesday,” which he uses on Instagram. Separately, it’s not The Ohio State University, according to the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, which denied the school’s request to trademark the word “The.”

Also in breaking news, perhaps title change worthy, Lebron is a giant douche. He uses “taco Tuesday” on Instagram and thought therefore he should own it.

Just when we thought that athletes could not get more arrogant and delusional, Lebron James proves us wrong.

To make matters worse, he believes that his 10th grade education qualifies him to be a political commentator. Hilarious.

ChiefGator · Sep 13, 2019

Well it was denied and of course the official name for our university contains The as well.

kepler · Sep 13, 2019

They knew all along they would be denied. Just another stunt to attract attention.

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