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I think they're corn fed at most of the Big 10 schools.....But have you really had a good look at corn fed Nebraska girls?
I think they're corn fed at most of the Big 10 schools.....But have you really had a good look at corn fed Nebraska girls?
Those were girls?But have you really had a good look at corn fed Nebraska girls?
What?But if they win everytime a movie a football team use the before anything..... money
But have you really had a good look at corn fed Nebraska girls?
My wife is from Mizzou, you better watch yourself. I got the best one... (well, from the mid-90's anyhow-)In truth: not really. One of the hottest girls from hs was from Nebraska and a huge Husker fan (she went to UF though), but apart from that, my general observation from the state pool is that while their per capita attractiveness isn't too bad, there's just no depth in numbers. Go to darn near any UF sorority (or Bama or Auburn or LSU) and 85% of the girls are wife-quality looks. Nebraska has their share of hot girls, but it's not to that percentage.
That said, the move to the Big 10 probably places them in the top 3 for conference coeds. In the Big 12, they were dwarfed by superior numbers of hotties from Texas, Texas A&M, Oklahoma, and Colorado (when they were in the Big 12). I've never been to Mizzou (going this year for the first time), so will report back on findings.
They should probably seek a trademark on pasty-white, fat coeds. I'm sure Michigan will fight it, and have some solid evidence of their own. But I still like their chances.
My wife is from Mizzou, you better watch yourself. I got the best one... (well, from the mid-90's anyhow-)
At one point in the college selection process, my son expressed an interest in visiting Purdue. So, off we went in February of '18 to check it out. (For some reason, Mrs. G, a Florida native, declined to go to northern Indiana in February, but was all over the UF trip the following April.) While I was very impressed by the school, my son was not so. While eating lunch in one of their dining halls, I found out why. After we had sat there for a half hour or so, he leaned over the table and whispered, "Dad, have you noticed the girls here are not very attractive?" I had to admit that he was not wrong. Fast forward two months and about a half hour into the UF tour, where I noticed his head constantly turning left and right, usually in relation to an attractive young lady in shorts and a tank top, he looks at me and says, "I could see myself going here; it's really chill."
Per The NY Times:
Trademark requests denied: The N.B.A. star LeBron James lost his attempt to trademark the phrase “Taco Tuesday,” which he uses on Instagram. Separately, it’s not The Ohio State University, according to the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, which denied the school’s request to trademark the word “The.”
Also in breaking news, perhaps title change worthy, Lebron is a giant douche. He uses “taco Tuesday” on Instagram and thought therefore he should own it.