Though I am sickened that Franks got hurt, you all ways want to see a new QB under different circumstances that don't involve injury or season ending injury. But Franks had me....well, he had me....anyway, here is a reprise of the Allman Bros. song I parodied earlier as I felt Franks was sucking the life out of me as a Gator....
[To the tune of the Whipping Post --the live version--]
I've been run down and I've been lied to.
And I don't know why, I let Felipe Franks 2019 expectations make me a fool.
He took all my spirit, wrecked my season outlook.
Now I'm with one of my good time Gator buddies,
Drinkin' my blues away in some cross-town bar.
Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel,
Like I been tied to the whippin' post.
Tied to the whippin' post, tied to the whippin' post.
Good Lord, I feel like I'm dyin'.
The GatorChatter Board tells me, that I've been such a fool.
But I had to stand by and take it guys, all for lovin' the Gators.
Drown myself in sorrow as I look at what my Franks expectations have done.
But nothing seemed to change, the pick sixes and interceptions keep on comin',
And I can't run, I'm a Gator to the end
Even though sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel,
Like I been tied to the whippin' post.
Tied to the whippin' post, tied to the whippin' post.
Good Lord, I feel like I'm dyin' this season.
Welcome to the Thunderdome Kyle Trask!
