Butters is returning to Florida this weekend!

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He returned to Florida last season, we even had a tailgate for the game where we threw darts at his face and pinned shark fins to his naked picture. But you decided not to join us.
 

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He returned to Florida last season, we even had a tailgate for the game where we threw darts at his face and pinned shark fins to his naked picture. But you decided not to join us.
So effing what?

Never have I seen two people so butthurt that I wasn't at a tailgate. Since neither of you can stand me, I would have thought you were HAPPY I wasn't there. Instead, you bring it up over and over and over and over. Bizarre.
 

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When he was here before he thought he was in Nebraska.
Why the hell are they so proud of hot dogs?

If you notice on Mac’s plate, there’s a nub of hot dog roll. Chubby Mac’s already on his second dog, while his dorky family’s just getting started. What a wanker.

The tool bag next to Mac (sorry dude, if your w/ MacElthief, you suck) is acting like a rapper and his hot dog is his tech-9 he uses in the hood. Yo dawg, got my hot dog, I’m bout dat. Yo homie, you a Wanker.

She’s drinking milk: either your under 12 or over 70 to be allowed to drink milk. She’s a wanker too.

Blonde dude: In addition to the backward hat, and your creepy smile, I’m sure you’re thinking wanker thoughts. What a Wanker.

Claribelle’s not in the photo, but I’d turn her into a kill shelter if I ever find her. Wankerbelle.

Didn’t Mac buy Muschamp’s old house? Chateau Du Wanker!
 

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So effing what?

Never have I seen two people so butthurt that I wasn't at a tailgate. Since neither of you can stand me, I would have thought you were HAPPY I wasn't there. Instead, you bring it up over and over and over and over. Bizarre.
:bwahaha::bwahaha::bwahaha::bwahaha::bwahaha::bwahaha::bwahaha::bwahaha::bwahaha:
 

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So effing what?

Never have I seen two people so butthurt that I wasn't at a tailgate. Since neither of you can stand me, I would have thought you were HAPPY I wasn't there. Instead, you bring it up over and over and over and over. Bizarre.
Prolly a good decision on your part. Word on the street was they had planned to use you instead of Macs picture for the whole dart thing.
 

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Butters just did something I didn’t think possible - made me a Miami fan for a game.
 

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Fûck scUM. I hope Shark Humping Butters pushes their schit in. What’s wrong with you turd.
 

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You should find out what hotel room he’s staying in, sneak in Friday evening when they’re at their team dinner and take a big dump in his pillowcase.

This is inspiring. Perhaps, being in SoFla, there would be a lot of toy sharks, inflatable sharks, etc. which could be left outside his hotel room in a way that fills the hallways and makes him go through 10k sharks to reach his room.

Or, someone slips the hotel staff a hundred to play reruns of Shark Week on ALL CHANNELS within the hotel 24/7.
 

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This is inspiring. Perhaps, being in SoFla, there would be a lot of toy sharks, inflatable sharks, etc. which could be left outside his hotel room in a way that fills the hallways and makes him go through 10k sharks to reach his room.

Or, someone slips the hotel staff a hundred to play reruns of Shark Week on ALL CHANNELS within the hotel 24/7.
Someone needs to get one of those flying shark things and just follow him around everywhere he goes.
 

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