10 year anniversary of Kiffin’s crazy year at UT

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I'm curious how much money he has in the bank. He got fired from Oakland - so did he get a buyout? He left Tennessee (no buyout), and got fired from USC (buyout money?), and he made good money at Alabama....but makes around $900K at FAU. Sure, to most of us it's a ton of money. But he's gone through a divorce and is half-retard. I figured he was trying to parlay the FAU job into one more big-time job w/ a big payday.

You know that retard is broke as shiit, living in some crap house that has a stripper pole installed, and stealing protein shakes from the football program.
 

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Lane Kiffin Divorce From Wife & How This Affair Left Him Marginally Broke

by August 2015, rumors started circulating that Lane had an extra-marital affair and even got physical with a woman named Kristen, the daughter of University of Alabama's head coach Nick Saban. ...

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While the rumors have never been confirmed, it eventually reached Layla's ears after which she took the bold step for filing for divorce on 28 February 2016 citing irreconcilable differences

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“I pay around 52% in taxes. Layla gets 34.5% in the divorce, and [agent Jimmy Sexton] gets 3%. I make [about] 9% and I’m living in Tuscaloosa.”

:lmao2:

I would like in Alabama for 9% of 1 mil either.

You know, if you are going to get fired by Saban, it might as well be for giving syphilis to his daughter.
 
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I'm curious how much money he has in the bank. He got fired from Oakland - so did he get a buyout? He left Tennessee (no buyout), and got fired from USC (buyout money?), and he made good money at Alabama....but makes around $900K at FAU. Sure, to most of us it's a ton of money. But he's gone through a divorce and is half-retard. I figured he was trying to parlay the FAU job into one more big-time job w/ a big payday.
As for the Raiders, Al Davis fired him for cause, calling him a "liar". Kiffin sued to get the money, and lost in court, as Davis was able to prove he was indeed a liar.
 

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Loved SOS's response:

"A lot of the things I was saying, that's straight out of Steve Spurrier 101, and people loved Coach Spurrier, taking a shot at someone else and making a joke," Kiffin said. "That's who I grew up idolizing, Steve Spurrier. That's why I wear a visor and why I run a wide-open offense. I grew up wanting to be Steve Spurrier.

"And that's why it was so cool to beat him that season."

Spurrier doesn't want any of the credit (or blame) for Kiffin's scorched-earth approach.

"Oh, no, don't blame it on me," Spurrier said. "I wasn't doing and saying some of the stuff he was. I know they clobbered us pretty good that year in that night game. How many years was he there -- one or two?"

When told just one, Spurrier said, "Seemed longer. I guess a lot happened in that one year."
"Spurrier 101?" kiffy's "zingers" wouldn't even be considered worthy of "Remedial Spurrier" curriculum. I know 8th graders with a sharper wit than kiffy.
 

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Lane Kiffin Divorce From Wife & How This Affair Left Him Marginally Broke

by August 2015, rumors started circulating that Lane had an extra-marital affair and even got physical with a woman named Kristen, the daughter of University of Alabama's head coach Nick Saban. ...

lane-kiffin-kristen.JPG


While the rumors have never been confirmed, it eventually reached Layla's ears after which she took the bold step for filing for divorce on 28 February 2016 citing irreconcilable differences

....

“I pay around 52% in taxes. Layla gets 34.5% in the divorce, and [agent Jimmy Sexton] gets 3%. I make [about] 9% and I’m living in Tuscaloosa.”

:lmao2:

I would like in Alabama for 9% of 1 mil either.

You know, if you are going to get fired by Saban, it might as well be for giving syphilis to his daughter.
I stopped reading when I reached the mangled sentence referencing Layla's dad, "Dan Reaves."
 

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Poor Layla, she looks so sad. If she ever needs a little consolation, I'm there for her.
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What an a-hole. Made tons of $ at prior stops and is making $900K now (?), but talks about being able to be happy while “making less”. Yeah, you’re like a f’ing Buddhist monk making do on $900K / year. Someone needs to kick his ass in a mean way.
 

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Poor Layla, she looks so sad. If she ever needs a little consolation, I'm there for her.
She is a cokehead's daughter and she MARRIED Lane Kiffin. That says crazier than a box full of cats to me.

At the very least she has every disease Kiffin ever brought home.

No thanks.
 

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Yeah, you’re like a f’ing Buddhist monk making do on $900K / year.
He is still only bringing home 10%. In south Florida, he is probably sleeping in his car.

Someone needs to kick his ass in a mean way.
So, without admitting any prior incidents or actual knowledge on my own part, how does one kick someone's ass in a non-mean way?
 

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She is a cokehead's daughter and she MARRIED Lane Kiffin. That says crazier than a box full of cats to me.

At the very least she has every disease Kiffin ever brought home.

No thanks.

Meh...it’d be troubling. And I was never a fan of blondes. But the deal killer to me in the pic above is the Tom Petty mouth. How is no one else concerned with that?
 

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He is still only bringing home 10%. In south Florida, he is probably sleeping in his car.


So, without admitting any prior incidents or actual knowledge on my own part, how does one kick someone's ass in a non-mean way?
He lives in a $2 million house in Boca.
 

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