Poll: Worst College Team Name

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If I missed any, add them below.

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SeabeeGator said:

If I missed any, add them below.

Name, Preferred Pronoun, Hometown, Chronic Diseases, # of Divorces if you wish to opine.

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Stanford "Cardinal." And mostly because the visual mascot is a pine tree.

I voted for the nulls being the worst just 'cause. Having said that, "Banana Slugs" is a ridiculous mascot

 

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UCF Golden Showers.

 

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Whittier Poets
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Stanford "Cardinal." And mostly because the visual mascot is a pine tree.

I voted for the nulls being the worst just 'cause. Having said that, "Banana Slugs" is a ridiculous mascot

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There was a college nickname game where you had to guess all the nic's that did not end in an S....cool game. Obvi, Cardinal is one lol.

 

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Another invalid poll. Unless Ham Sammich is one of the multiple choices, the poll can't be accurately anal-yzed.

 

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Stanford "Cardinal." And mostly because the visual mascot is a pine tree.

I voted for the nulls being the worst just 'cause. Having said that, "Banana Slugs" is a ridiculous mascot

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My son's first year playing football he was on the Cardinals but the dumb ass who made the jersey's misspelled Cardinals so they were the Carnals the whole year. Only in Georgia.

 

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Whittier Poets
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I saw that one in my extensive research. Didn’t know if they actually field any teams though. Same with the MIT Engineers and the Rhode Island School of Design Nadds.

 

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Whittier Poets
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Not that it makes it any less stupid, but the school was named for John Greenleaf Whittier who was a poet. (He was also a Quaker, but that name was already taken.)

 

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I'll add to the list

1. Alabama Crimson Tide - If you don't know why, "A woman's period. Often used in the phrase "riding the crimson tide" --- which can mean "having one's period." ~ Urban Dictionary

2. St. Louis Billikens - A billiken is literally a charm doll. The college is named after a toy.

 

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The South Dakota State women's teams being called the "Jackrabbits" seems a bit unfortunate.

 

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maheo30 said:

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1. Alabama Crimson Tide - If you don't know why, "A woman's period. Often used in the phrase "riding the crimson tide" --- which can mean "having one's period." ~ Urban Dictionary .

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‘Having one’s period while thinking about the crimson tide’ ~ Urban Meyer Dictionary

 

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Man you left out a bunch.

What about the Idaho Vandals? That's nice, we're gonna sneak into your stadium and spray paint graffiti all over the walls.
Or the Presbyterian Blue Hose? I guess this is what a group of prostitutes looks like when they collectively hold their breath.
OSU Buckeyes? Yeah, we are the fighting acorns.
If the Dartmouth Big Green play the Cornell Big Red, what color comes out?
If an Akron fan stands behind the Zips, what does that make him?
Man I hate the Richmond Spiders. That's nasty.
Finally, lets all cheer for the Campbell Camels, their basketball team is undefeated on Wednesdays.

 

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Coastal Carolina Chanticleers. What the F is a Chanticleer and who freaking cares?

 

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St. John's Red Storm is dumb. They used to be the Redmen, but apparently that was offensive.

 

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Mascot = Scrotie (Rhode Island School of Design)
Basketball team called the Balls ... motto = "When the heat is on, the Balls stick together."
Hockey team are the "Nads" ... cheer "Go Nads"

 

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Georgia Bulldogs. Just because.

 

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Delta State Fighting Okra. OKRA. A bitter vegetable.

 

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Virginia Tech Hokies
A hokie is a neutered turkey.

 

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Georgia Bulldogs. Just because.

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I came looking for this. You delivered.

f v c k uga.

 

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