FSU hires Cornrow Norvell from bottom feeder Memphis

Captain Sasquatch · Nov 10, 2019

GatorInGeorgia said:
So the newest name I’m hearing is Bill Cowher. He’s an ACC guy (played his college ball at N.C. State) and apparently he and the FSU AD are friends. I’m curious how high school recruits will react to this. Do they even remember Cowher from his days coaching the Steelers?

Why not hire Don Shula? Or Bill Parcells? I think Tom Coughlin might want to get back into coaching. Then again, they could always call Dick Vermeil, too.

GatorInGeorgia · Nov 10, 2019

Captain Sasquatch said:
Why not hire Don Shula? Or Bill Parcells? I think Tom Coughlin might want to get back into coaching. Then again, they could always call Dick Vermeil, too.

Apparently Shula turned them down. Said he’s holding out for a better offer. The other two, I can’t speak to as I don’t know their thoughts.

Mgnihilo · Nov 10, 2019

Swamp Donkey said:
Arent you an old GSMB member?

I was a member at GSMB but didn't post there anymore than here. Mostly just a lurker in the dark. My cat has probably added as much to GC as I have.

gingerlover · Nov 10, 2019

Cat people are weird

rogdochar · Nov 10, 2019

Swamp Donkey said:
AA is for quitters.

Like I've always said: "AA atendance would skyrocket if every fourth member brought a fifth."

Egor's Assistant · Nov 10, 2019

soflagator said:
The amount of alcoholism on this board is frightening. New guy is destroyed.

Smoke more pot.

Egor's Assistant · Nov 10, 2019

Captain Sasquatch said:
Why not hire Don Shula? Or Bill Parcells? I think Tom Coughlin might want to get back into coaching. Then again, they could always call Dick Vermeil, too.

Let us pray they don't get Ditka.

Swamp Donkey · Nov 10, 2019

Mgnihilo said:
I was a member at GSMB but didn't post there anymore than here. Mostly just a lurker in the dark. My cat has probably added as much to GC as I have.

we dont actually require any quality. Post often!

SeabeeGator · Nov 10, 2019

Swamp Donkey said:
we dont actually require any quality. Post often!

Exhibit 1: @Swamp Donkey

Also, you can make stuff up and post it a thousand times and be well received here.
Exhibit 2: @Swamp Donkey

Egor's Assistant · Nov 11, 2019

Swamp Donkey said:
we dont actually require any quality. Post often!

Quality responses are in fact mocked openly or marked TLDR. So you know, sh!tpost away.

Detroitgator · Nov 11, 2019

NovaGator said:
Here is a rumor that seems to be gaining traction. Prime Time in the mix to take over the Nolies. At first, it seems to be a joke. But sources say it true: Sanders is serious. A good idea?
1: Can he coach? Very little experience, but his efforts at the Texas high school he is coaching shows he can be serious if he puts his mind to something.
2: Can he recruit? No doubt that he could get into just about any high schooler's living room. Still one of the biggest names in the sport.
3: Can he fund raise? I suspect he would be an ATM machine for FSU; The alumni would love him.
4: Could he raise a respectable coaching staff? Names such as Dunn, Warwick, Seabass, Brooks, Ward,
and Wadsworth supposedly are being lined up.
5: Would FSU take the chance of another failed hire ? That, my friends, is the $64,000 question. But this one seems to be raising serious conversation in Tallahassee.

Ward was an abject failure as the head coach at Washington High School in Pensacola after going 10-30 over 4 years... best season record was 4-6... he’s perfect.

JDW · Nov 11, 2019

SamIamGator92 said:
Let us pray they don't get Ditka.

Daaaa Nulls...in the Chicago accent of course

oxrageous · Nov 11, 2019

soflagator said:
Maybe you should check out SwampGas. Might be more your speed.

I've been over there more and more, now that you mention it. This site is getting closer and closer to being turned over to Sas.

URGatorBait · Nov 11, 2019

oxrageous said:
I've been over there more and more, now that you mention it. This site is getting closer and closer to being turned over to Sas.

I will pay you 1,000 ox bucks to give it to jboss :lol:

alcoholica · Nov 11, 2019

URGatorBait said:
I will pay you 1,000 ox bucks to give it to jboss

I'll match that

DocZaius · Nov 11, 2019

Deion says FSU hasn't been in touch, but he'd totally do it.

https://www.si.com/college/2019/11/11/deion-sanders-florida-state-head-coach-rumors

“I have not spoken to anyone from Florida State regarding this," Sanders said Sunday night on his weekly NFL GameDay Primeshow. “But let me assure you, I am 100%, 100%, desiring to coach at the next level and I will.”

Sec14Gator · Nov 11, 2019

Sec14Gator said:
Any possible chance this is not just Deion intentionally spreading these rumors

DocZaius said:
Deion says FSU hasn't been in touch, but he'd totally do it.

https://www.si.com/college/2019/11/11/deion-sanders-florida-state-head-coach-rumors

This answered my question. He is basically admitting he drummed this up to advance his own career, even if it causes issues for whoever these idiots ultimately hire.

oxrageous · Nov 11, 2019

Yeah, the Sanders nonsense was never serious. Too bad. They shouldn't want that turd even as an assistant.

Gator By Marriage · Nov 11, 2019

DocZaius said:
Deion says FSU hasn't been in touch, but he'd totally do it.

https://www.si.com/college/2019/11/11/deion-sanders-florida-state-head-coach-rumors

They’ve not been in touch with me either, but I’d totally do it as well. And for half what they paid Willie. I consider this a fair as willie only screwed it up half as much as I would. Or at least I’d try to.

LagoonGator68 · Nov 11, 2019

Gator By Marriage said:
They’ve not been in touch with me either, but I’d totally do it as well. And for half what they paid WiLLLLLLLie. I consider this a fair as WiLLLLLLLie only screwed it up half as much as I would. Or at least I’d try to.

Be honest, you’d do it for $5,000 a year, double your current income.....

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