South Carolina is in shambles; Bobo named newest OC

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Man, being a crappy football coach is a great paying gig.
I bet he sends Foley a Christmas card every year. If not, he should. Foley and Mack Brown are the two people he should forever be in debt to.

Without them, he’d still be a defensive coordinator somewhere.
 

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S.C. President says Mus will be his coach until the end of the season. Then he will be evaluated. Kiss Of Death.

Buyout? Only 19 million.

I'm available.
 

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I can coach kickers, punters and TEs Pumper attitude makes for great recruiting abliity..........
 

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If they fire him after December it drops to like 17.5. :lol:
But they’ll have paid him his full 2019 salary by that point, right? The amount they’re paying him in the long run won’t change, so just get rid of him now.
 

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I can coach kickers, punters and TEs Pumper attitude makes for great recruiting abliity..........

So all your pumper BS has just been positioning for a job? Good strategy.

You're hired. Help me get fired as quickly as possible. I'll throw you some extra cash.
 

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But they’ll have paid him his full 2019 salary by that point, right? The amount they’re paying him in the long run won’t change, so just get rid of him now.
Can you imagine paying that SOB over $17M? Tanner is fired before Chump is. No way they let him near another HC hire for football.
 

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Free market. If some jackass really looks at that chimp and sees a coach that is worth a 19 million dollar risk(basically he made 1 million dollars for every win this year), that’s on them.

And worse yet, he actually leads with the expression that he can sell ice to eskimos. So he doesn’t even shy away from it, and they’re(we’re) dumb enough to not recognize the empty sales pitch for something that is if no use to the consumer but sounds great at the moment, is happening right then and there.
 

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The buyout is 22m now, 18.6m after the season. If the 900k a year AD is saying that, he is gone.

That’ll make nearly 25m in buyout pay in Muschamp’s bank account.

The next time you see Muschamp after his dismissal, he’ll be seated on a barstool with his face shaded from the camera, explaining how he bilked state schools out of tens of millions.
 

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You are South Carolina you are a perennial bottom feeder. You got lucky with Spurrier cause he new 7 to 8 win seasons was overachieving. Might as well stick with him. Cause it's really downhill from here
 

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The buyout is 22m now, 18.6 after the season. If the 900k a year AD is saying that, he is gone.

That’ll make nearly 25m in buyout pay in Muschamp’s bank account.

The next time you see Muschamp after his dismissal, he’ll be seated on a barstool with his face shaded from the camera, explaining how he bilked state schools out of tens of millions.
He already did it in this interview:

 

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The buyout is 22m now, 18.6m after the season. If the 900k a year AD is saying that, he is gone.

That’ll make nearly 25m in buyout pay in Muschamp’s bank account.

The next time you see Muschamp after his dismissal, he’ll be seated on a barstool with his face shaded from the camera, explaining how he bilked state schools out of tens of millions.

I’m still hopeful he gets involved in some type of scam featured on American Greed, loses it all, forecloses on the house and the next time we see him it’s a mugshot picture below a headline that reads “Angry UPS Driver Loses Cool and Punches Ice Cream Man Over Melted Strawberry Shortcake Bar”.
 

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I’m still hopeful he gets involved in some type of scam featured on American Greed, loses it all, forecloses on the house and the next time we see him it’s a mugshot picture below a headline that reads “Angry UPS Driver Loses Cool and Punches Ice Cream Man Over Melted Strawberry Shortcake Bar”.
Yeah, I admit I dream about seeing guys like Chimp and Butters down and out, laying in the gutter in rags. I have this fantasy about Butters approaching me and asking for change while I'm pumping gas.
 

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I could chuck everything right now and live lavishly the rest of my life on 25m.
 

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And that’s why baseball coaches should never be ADs.
Or baseball players?

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